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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

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🤓😅💀

😳🫠🫂

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“you’re the heart mike” mike literally has the personality of a wet cheeto

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SPOILER WARNING

So you're telling me, they just left his body there? In the upside down forever? That no one cared or mourned but Dustin? That they let him be called a murderer and cult leader with no one fighting back against those allegations? That max can survive several broken bones and a whole standoff with vecna but Eddie dies in vain to fulfill some heroic redemption arc that wasn't necessary? He deserved better than that. Fuck you stranger Things and the way you introduce characters just to kill them off.

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Stranger Things Volume 2 + Byler Reactions

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teenage girl sighing dreamily as she lays in her bed and writes in her diary with a pink glitter pen and when you look at the notebook shes just writing “killing and violence and killing and violence” with little hearts above the i’s over and over and over 

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Stranger things season 4 + reactions (himbos edition)

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MAYA HAWKE as ROBIN BUCKLEY in STRANGER THINGS 4 (2022)

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so apparently these are my favorite characters

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yall so upset about percy and annabeth’s hair but in reality they only time we should be upset about their hair is if rick doesnt put the iconic matching gray streak from holding the weight of the world ok

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guess who i am?

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My fictional father figures include David Wymack (All for the Game), The Gray Man (The Raven Cycle), Colm Fahey (Six of Crows) and Sam Quintana (Aristotle and Dante). This is very concerning. Judge me as you wish.

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nick's mom: so do you like this girl?

nick: her dog died

nick's mom:

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I'm not immune to bisexual lighting while the character goes through his bisexual awakening ark

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nick: thATS HOMOPHOBIC, HARRY. and i rEaLLy dONT LIKE YOU. happy birthday <333

me:

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ASJSKSJKJSKJSKSKJS

welcome to the sexy tpodg hardcover cult. we should get matching jackets :')

@wingedshoes @depressos-espresso btw look finally