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Earlier on Sunday

(Because I was gone to finish it)

Ok Rose, so now that we're in Hell, we have to commit a little chaos.

BOMB THE CASTLE!

Good, but think better, Lucifer can easily repair it, what we could really do to make him mad is to paint his castle in this cool pink paint I got to make it pink for a long while.

Yes! We need to be fast though Daddy.

Correct. Now, let's make him mad.

*Meanwhile above...

Time to make them mad~!

*Kanako proceeds to vandalize a very nice looking science facility, destroying the power grid, painting "FUCK YOU!" in bright red, and hitting the building with a semi truck.

That takes care of that.

He/They deserve(s) it for what he's/they've done to Mom/me.

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Father's Day

*Clover is searching in his closet as Rose enters.

Rose, do you know where my combat armor is?

Yeah Daddy! I made it pretty!

*Rose somehow drags it to the room.

*It is now pink and glittery with stickers.

*Clover smiles and ruffles Rose's hair.

Heh, nice. Wanna come do something with me today?

Yeah!

Kanako! Me and Rose are gonna spend Father's Day together!

*Kanako is exiting the house with a backpack full of stuff that seems like it could cause some property damage.

Bye Clover~! Love you!

*Kanako puts a helmet on, leaving the house.

Come on Rose, go put on some armor, and get a helmet as well.

Ok Daddy!

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FUCK YOU HELL!

"If you're dumb enough to praise Satan this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Hell from the Bible! Bad scenery! Horrible people! Pain! If you think you're gonna find a pleasurable time in Hell, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker to go to this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a worse place, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your worries, bring yourself, bring your mom! He'll fuck her! That's right, Satan'll fuck your mom! Because in Hell, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to fucking Hell, the home of blood pissing! That's right, blood pissing! How does it work? If you can piss all your blood in the air straight up and into a cup, you get nothing special! Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with him, or he'll rip your nuts off! Only at Fucking Hell, the only place that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! Heaven welcomes you when you die, and you better not go to Hell or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to Hell! Actual Hell: Earth's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the world! Guaranteed!"

*Kanako stops the commercial as Clover stands finished.

Kanako: "Why did you make this in the first place Clover?"

Clover: "Because I hate my dad."

Kanako: "Fair enough."

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Shit I want to cover in my world eventually:

Slight Body Horror, Abusive Parents, Racism, Catholicism, and Rape are some of the things I want to cover in this world

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//Design Update

Kanako is now chubby because I think it would make her cute

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Kinda Cannon

Clover: "I’ve come to make an announcement: Lucifer from the Bible's a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking mom. That’s right, he took his demon fuckin' satanic dick out and he pissed on my fucking mom, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Lucifer from the Bible, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like:"

*Clover pulls out a massive red broadsword with a barrel on the end of it*

"SHIIIIIIING. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my mom so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK HELL. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on Hell, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on THE CASTLLLLLE! How do you like that, DAD? I PISSED ON THE CASTLE, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s destroy your fucking lawn, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"

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Birthday

*Kanako is cuddled up on the couch as Clover and Rose are laying with her, spending Kanako's birthday as a family.

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Trauma

*Clover is sleeping in his bed crying as bad memories fill his head.

*He hugs his wife Kanako tightly as she strokes his hair.

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*Looms from another universe*

(they're currently in the Wild East)

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Krakenos

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The Trio Stands Over a Fading Demon

Clover: "Nice shot Rose."

Krakenos: "Hah! Great job little stowaway!"

Rose, beaming with pride: "Thanks Daddy and Badass Pirate!"

Krakenos, laughing: "Ha! You amazing kid! But you can call me Gloria!"

Clover: "Your name is Gloria?"

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Stowaway

*Rose is checking a bottle in the cellar as footsteps are behind her.

Krakenos: "You can drink some if you want."

Rose: "Oh! Hello."

Krakenos, kneeling down to Rose's level: "It's root beer, so I bet your parents would agree little stowaway."

Rose: "Sorry for breaking into your pirate ship, I saw it in the water and went to get my rose trenchcoat."

Krakenos: "That's fine kiddo, I just need to know who your parents are so I can take you home afterwards."

Rose: "Oh! My daddy is named Daddy!"

Krakenos: "Hmm..."

Clover, entering the cellar: "Hey Krakenos, I got too kn-"

Rose, now being seen: "Hi Daddy!"

Clover: "Yeah, this makes sense."

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Krakenos

Tentacles: Green, Overcoat: Blue, Hair: Auburn, Eyes: Emerald

Will get colored drawing eventually.

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Pirate Ship

*Rose is running around on the empty pirate ship in her rose trench coat, giggling.

Clover, from a bit away: "So Krakenos, this demon, can't be as powerful as a certain bastard I know."

Krakenos: "Ha! You really are gonna call him that?"

Clover: "Yeah well he fu-"

*Rose enters the captains quarters as Clover and Krakenos talk, unknown of her presence.

Rose: "Ha! This ship is cool!"

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Kraken (Part 2)

Clover, still holding his : "Sure, want to come up here?"

Krakenos: "Thank yee kind sir!"

*Krakenos then extends one of her tentacles far like a grappling hook and transforms her legs into a normal human form.

Clover: "Neat trick, I can do something similar."

Krakenos: "Really? Mind showing me?"

*Clover then pops red wings out from his back, then pops them back in.

Krakenos: "So, you're an Avarian?"

Clover: "Half, but what is it that you wanted to talk to me about Captain?"

Krakenos: "Well, you see, I've been having some problems. Demon problems "

Clover: "Ah. I see, shadow or flesh?"

Krakenos: "Shadow, I've dealt with some of these myself, but this one nearly killed me."

Clover: "Noted, I'll help, just let me put my wife in bed."

Krakenos: "Take your time."

*Clover then leaves to put Kanako in bed as a mischievous little Rose sneaks onto the pirate ship, wearing a trench coat.