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be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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I find it so funny that having Pike wear a black undershirt with the green wrap shirt implies that, it is the proper way to wear the uniform and that Kirk is wearing it like that for slut whore reasons

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bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

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I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

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task complete - sing karaoke

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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Sunnin’ buns on a nice late spring day 🌿🌼

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LMFAOOOO the kind of kinktober happening on twt…

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Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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The Undateables™

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crossover with  “Аmerican horror story. Аsylum” - Timothy Howard

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