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Creepy!!! …sweet dreams! ;)

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Ausbildung bei der Sparkasse Bochum. Platz 16, der 100 besten und attraktivsten Arbeitgeber Deutschlands.

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POKEMON-Lines to pick up Grils...

1. Prepare for trouble, make it double

2. You are so hot, you just woke up the Snorlax... in my pants 3. Rattata (Rattatap) that ass 4. I will be your Nidoking, you can be your Nidoqueen 5. Some girls like it from the front, some girls like it from the back, and you probably like it in the Meowth 6. I got a first edition Charizard, holographic! 7. If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you 8. I have master balls 9. Do you like it fast or are you a fan of the Slowpoke? 10. Look up Kong in your Pokedex... 11. I would love to Squirtle all over your face 12. (I would love to Pikachu later) 13. You just made my Weedle use string shot 14. You have very nice Jigglypuffs... are they real? Can I confirm? 15. Brock Obama 16. Are you going to be boring or be exciting and take a Chansey? 17. Are you about to fight the Elite Four? 18. Whoa, Slowbro 19. I had to shave my pubes last night to get rid of my krabby (krabbies) 20. My Caterpie just evolved into a Metapod 21. Me, you, and your boyfriend will have a dugtrio 22. I wanna be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause 23. What's your number? I'm gonna put it in my Pokedex 24. We should exchange contact information... who knows, I might even Raichu a poem via text 25. A wild Snorlax has appeared!

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So Brauch ich mir keine Sorgen mehr um meine Daten zu machen!

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if you’re bored (and/or jazzy hip hop head), do me a solid and just listen to this track :) more here (and a free mixtape) https://www.facebook.com/8earcubmusic

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Der Typ hat definitiv was drauf, auch wenn ich auf so einen Scheiß normalerweise nicht stehe.

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