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"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.

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Become nutrients

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Here to fight my dandori issue (procrastination): Oatchi and a purple Pikmin

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manic pixie dream senior citizen

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According to last week’s Torah parsha:

God built a specialized enclosure for the first human (Gen. 2:8-15)

God then got concerned about the first human’s well-being and tried to provide the first human with enrichment (Gen. 2:18-20)

God finally gave up and brought home a second human to keep the first one company (Gen. 2:21-22)

The humans got into the food that they weren’t supposed to have while God was out (Gen. 3:6)

God came back to find the humans covered in leaves and trying to avoid God (Gen. 3:7-8)

God decided that since the humans couldn’t be trusted not to break into the food it was better to send them outside (Gen. 3:22-23)

Conclusion:

We are all God’s outdoor cats.

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In other news, I came across the funniest comments in fan fic today.

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Girl math is OUT. Furby math is IN

(I did not create this gif)

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trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

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who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it

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Horny for puppets! But not puppets of the patriarchy. Cut your strings and stand for women's rights!

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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people who haven't watched scavengers reign don't even know about the psychic divorce frog

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Rewatching Enterprise as an adult. Archer and Tucker are THE WORST jfc

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i love it when spock is like surpriswd or shocked or somethung and his eyes widen like a mii in tomodachi lide

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Every year I question why hallmark made this and marketed it for Christmas.