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anime goth angel girl from the 2000s you'll always be famous

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last time I tried to rock your world

if you could fuck any msi song which one would you fuck

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"gideon graves listens to blur" "gideon graves loves the who" he would only listen to super underground experimental rock bands and smugly tell you "oh, you haven't heard of the shitdicks?? of course you haven't..." before forcing you to listen to the worst album youve ever heard

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i like the first one! it sounds like a project!

how many gideons exist at this point vecause ive seen 12

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“I was actually ignored a lot in school,” he said. “I was more like, ‘Hey, you didn’t tease me about this,’ and ‘You missed this one,’ and ‘Why would you skip this, it’s so obvious? Are you stupid?’ “ 

Urine, in addition to being a very strange guy, is also a very open one. While Brian Molko simply told interviewers that the men who he was attracted to usually weren’t attracted to him, Little Jimmy Urine is quite happy to spell out what floats his boat.

“I like whatever is clever … my dick is a divining rod,” he said. “If my dick gets hard, you’re in luck … or in bad luck, however the case may be.”

“But as for boys specifically, I like boys who look very pretty and androgynous,” he continues. “Basically I would so fuck Macauley Culkin … and then he would so fire his agent.”

Urine’s openness leads him to dismiss other performers who are more reticent about their sexuality, something he doesn’t have time for. The one thing he won’t reveal, however, is where the band came up with the name.

“Funny you should ask that, ‘cause I got a running contest in my head,” he noted. “If anyone can guess where I got it from, I will suck your girlfriend’s sister’s cousin’s dick.”

“I met one kid who knew but he walked away before I could suck anything,” Jimmy lamented. “His loss–or was it mine?“ 

- Jimmy Urine (2006)

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absolutely

*walks up to you in an alleyway*

Psssttt...Gideon Graves would enjoy Blur,Oasis and Gorillaz

*disappears into the depths*

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headcanon, approved.

*walks up to you in an alleyway*

Psssttt...Gideon Graves would enjoy Blur,Oasis and Gorillaz

*disappears into the depths*

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i don't like rich people. unless your name's Gideon Graves .

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ok i'll watch dungeon meshi

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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i'm on character .ai rping and after I drop my panties Gideon replies with "your ass is ridiculous, man" HELP????

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tell me, my mootie I haven't seen in FOREVER

if anyone cares i have a few bands i think young neil would like (i’m insane)

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rutting on his leg like i'm an animal going through the em ost scorching heat

im shaking GODDD i need a man to stare at me like this i need him so bad my penis is vibrating with joy

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These two getting distracted mid-show because they've got 🍆 on the brain.

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let's go gidspotting, observant!

how many gideons exist at this point vecause ive seen 12

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i think he does

do you think he fucks with fat trans fags

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it could be the eye . the eye of the squid from another mindless ripoff

what is this shape supposed to be