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Doing a “hear me out” cake with Dazai, you put down Chuuya and silence ensues as Dazai also puts down Chuuya.

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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Naruto : how do I politely tell someone I wanna smash their head in with a brick?

y/n : one wishes to make your face come in contact with the rectangular object used for the construction of houses

Naruto: wow

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Omegle died btw

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Mean Girls Day

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Y/n- It’s funny that it takes a plastic bag a hundred years to break down, yet it only takes me one small inconvenience..

Kakashi- Y/n no….

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Naruto- Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/n- I know, whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid

Naruto- But you’re always acting stupid? Y/n- ...

Y/n- Yeah, don’t think about that too hard

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Gojo: Sukuna is…

Yuuji: the worst

Megumi: an evil curse

Nanami: a criminal

YN: hot demon man

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Naruto- I’ve never had friends

Y/n- I can be your friend!

Naruto- I’ve also never had a girlfriend…

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Kakashi- are you flirting with me?

Y/n- I’m trying

Y/n - I honestly have no idea what I’m doing

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No negativity allowed on this post! Only self love!

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Naruto: the stars are beautiful tonight

Y/n : you’re the most beautiful star

Naruto : what

Y/n: I said I want to hit you with a car

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Same

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one time i had a dream where there was a death note arc where the death note notebook got replaced by a death note red solo cup that had "DN" on it in sharpie and light would kill people by drinking from it in the corner of frat parties with mikami and everytime he killed someone theyd make out and the kira police task force wanted to investigate more after the notebook disappeared but no one on the task force could bring themselves to investigate light because 1. what if theyre subconsciously targeting him bc hes gay with mikami that would make them homophobic and 2. no one wanted to ask about the cup bc everyone thought the "DN" on the cup stood for "deez nuts" and no one wanted to get deez nutted at a frat party and be embarrassed.

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.