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i think a lot of complaints about modern pokemon games run a mix of "genuine issues in the game industry in general that may or may not specifically apply to pokemon" and "old man yells at cloud" but one move game freak has been deploying for a few years now that i am firmly against is your rival picking the starter that's weak to yours. like come on man.

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obsessed with torchics hgss pokedex entry

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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

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couldnt remember rikas name

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mew ~ virgo ~ pokemon zodiac series ~ prints available here

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Pokemon Center Bisharp Sitting Cuties Plush

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this is my favorite episode of pokemon

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CHRIST IM SORRY FOR WINNING

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Let me ask you a question, Light.

What it is, Ryuzaki?

I've been wondering: Who is your favorite Pokemon Mystery Dungeon character?

...I see what your game is, L. Deducing the probability of me being Kira based on my answer. Not bad, but I'm already ten steps ahead of you.

If I tell him my favorite character is Dusknoir, it's obviously going to link me to Kira. Not only is he a cunning, detective-like figure chasing after himself, but he is part of a species of grim reapers which can be connected to the shinigami.

But,

It would be befitting Light to pick Dusknoir since in the expanded story of Explorers of Sky, he grew willing to take great risks in order to make the world into a better and safer place. And even before his redemption arc, he is shown to be genuinely concerned about fellow Pokemon who are in immediate danger.

Of course, he could always play it safe and say Grovyle, who is a well-written and widely beloved character in the community. Not to mention a true seeker of justice.

No, it's too obvious. I have no choice. I'll just be outright. He can't possibly connect my liking for Dusknoir to Kira if I just present the facts.

I think my favorite would have to be Dusknoir! His development in Special Episode 5 was a fascinating choice and made me appreciate his character as a whole.

I see. I'm personally rather fond of Celebi.

!?

What the hell... Who would care about Celebi? Is this a threat? She is one of the characters who contributes to foiling Dusknoir's plans... Is he that confident in his ability to stop Kira? What is your angle, L...

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon!? I love these games! My favorite is Munna!

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Misa, what are you doing?! Munna seeks to rid the world of rotten Pokemon! You're blatantly making a connection to Kira!

Besides, Gates to Infinity is hardly worth of the Mystery Dungeon title... It's naive message about trying to better the world just through hope... I suppose it is just like Misa to like this game.

Still! Munna is an incredibly incriminating choice. Dammit, Misa...

Ahehehehe... Wigglytuff.

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How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

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i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

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We were correct as children btw it sucks so hard that pokemon aren't real. It's the worst thing ever.

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@realpokemon

Someone wants attention.

Vivi you aren’t a lap Eevee anymore and haven’t been one for like 9 years. Stop. :p

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We will never experience true peace and happiness like this again

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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts