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my beautiful girlfriend named Mouthfeel

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Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

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first day as a rodeo clown its my first rodeo so i dont know what the fuck im doing and the Dark Bull lures me into its torment realm

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the most beautiful thing you can do is wait until your partner starts mgetting embarrassed about something and announcing "and yet, i Am going to have sex with you 🤔" to remind them that regardless of any behavior that has caused an influx of self-inflicted shame, they are in fact still getting ass on the regular so clearly they must not be That lame

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almost everytime i make a PC for a tabletop game i just introduce him with exclusively masculine terms and pronouns and theres always a point a few sessions in where another player OOC refers to him as a man and i get confused cuz i forgot to mention the character isnt male hes just very masculine. and idk how it always does genuinely surprise me considering when characters in-game refer to him as a man/guy/boy/etc. he doesnt correct them bc he's fine with it and honestly prefers being mistaken for one over having to painstakingly explain hes nonbinary transmasc but doesnt use they/them at all

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best thing in life is random free grocery item. was delivering a half gallon of milk but the guy cancelled his order after id already picked it up. i still got paid for it tho and the store worker told me to keep the milk cuz they cant rlly take it back. i dont even drink milk but ill use it in baking or smth. yesterday i got an exclusive coupon for being a frequent customer and it was a whole pack of bacon for free. yet another item i wouldnt normally buy at all cuz its not a Need but u bet ur ass ill use it. cooked the whole pack and can now add bacon bits to my next few dinners. saved the grease from it too to add flavor to meals i cook. best thing ever

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eating bacon for the first time in countless months bc i had a coupon that got me a free pack of bacon and fellas i hate to say it but millenials were right. bacon really is fucking fantastic

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i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life

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i love making recycled paper its been my hobby for like a year now and its so cute and gives me smth to do with junkmail / receipts / etc but i never Use the paper once its made 💔 i wish i could sell it but logistically that seems like sm work for selling what would a very cheap product (it costs like nothin to make it and i make it for fun so it wouldnt need to cost much yk) but it also feels weird to give as gifts unless the person has expressed interest in it already AUGHHH

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now that im over it i must reveal the most embarrassing trigger i had for several years: a boy who abused me for over a year used to constantly wear those hentai face hoodies IN PUBLIC and for a couple years afterwards i would get legitimately panicked and freak the fuck out seeing aheagao hoodies. can you even imagine the humiliation of it being like 2018 and you see a hentai hoodie and immediately bursting into tears and needing to calm down for ten minutes at minimum 😭😭

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