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[derek-cromley]

dylan-holmes replied to your post: Polly… D’ya Miss me?

DAMN! I FELT THAT BURN!

I AM CRYING.

IT'S LIKE THE FIRST TIME DEREK REPLIES TO LIZ LIKE THAT.

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Polly... D'ya Miss me?

You were gone?

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Alright, I will remain a mystery for you. I promise I'm not as scary as I sound!

Ah-Hah. I like mysteries though, so we're good.

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OH NO! I didn't mean it too sound creepy at all. I swear I'm not creepy. Do you want to meet me perhaps. I will expose myself. Though I'm sure a lot of people already know who I am.

I think I'll pass, Grey Person. Thank you for the offer though.

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Yes I am! I have far too much free time you see. So I run about watching the adventures of handsome men in town. But please don't fear me. I am just like a scientist, observing a lovely butterfly.

That was actually... Creepier than I thought it would be.

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Oh please do tell me about at least one of your adventures! Or I might just have to follow you on one of them.

My adventures are private, let them be. And you're a stalker, Grey Person.

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Do you enjoy getting into trouble Mr.Handsome?

Depends on what kind of trouble it is.

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I am well thanks for asking! What sort of adventures do you go on?

That's great, Grey Person. I go on a lot of adventures, you see. I can't mention them all.

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Hello Mr.Handsome man, I don't see you around much.

That might be because I tend to do stuff other than talk to Grey people.

How are you though?

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Your new employee? Since when are you a boss? Why didn't I know about this? Liz, where the hell was I?

It's kinda hot but

I take care of the house and I’ve been working. God knows Julio can’t vacuum or clean the bathroom. Plus I keep an eye on Kay, my new employee.

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I was never good in hide-n-seek. Do you really think I'd be hiding? Where have you been?

It's kinda hot but

Polly where have you been hiding?

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That's uh... Good to know.

It's kinda hot but

[derek-cromley]

...Well...When you put it like that, you do have a point. Be the godmother of my fish then, because this guy does not plan to have sex with any of these people. Not even if it keeps me alive, that's sad. And Polibeth? That sounds like a disease.

What is she doing?

Eddie and I are bffs Polly, he’d never do that to me. Polly face it, our kids would be horrible looking. We’d have to name them Polibeth… Do you really want that?

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OH MY GOD. YOU OFFICIALLY SUCK, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME? RIGHT IN MY FACE, I THINK MY HEART IS BREAKING. OH. OH, OW. I'M GOING TO CALL EDWARD SCISSORHANDS TO END MY PAIN.

What is she doing?

I’M NOT A MOTHER. I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT KIDS! AND IF I DO THEY’LL BE JULIO’S.. NOT YOURS.

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YOU'RE NO FUN, LADY. WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE THE OTHER MOTHERS HERE AND LIKE YOU? BE THE GOD MOTHER OF MY FRIGGING FISH.

What is she doing?

POLLY. I WILL NOT MOTHER YOUR CHILDREN. FIND A DIFFERENT MOTHER SO I CAN BE THEIR GODMOTHER DAMN IT.

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Pleasure to meet you, Sally. I'm Derek.

What is she doing?

It happens, almost 90% of the time people don’t understand me. I’m Sally by the way!