derekhalesbian
arrested for yaoi crimes
{kitty | 23 | she/her | lesbian | antis dni please}being gay isn't a choice, it's a game and i'm winning
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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving
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the cast of derry girls deserves euphoria actors type of fame
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what do you mean normal people don��t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them
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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation
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#less bc it’s new and i got it last year#but the phone before that lasted from like. 2017 or 2018 until 2023#so around 4-5 years#i would’ve kept it but my mom got a deal on this phone through upgrading and trading in#it was definitely time for a new phone bc it got hot and could barely hold a charge and froze a ton#but i don’t buy new shit that’s that expensive on my own unless my current one is literally unuseable#my mom just bought my new one for me (with a payment plan we aren’t rich) and told me to send my old one back
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despite all my dread i am still just a rat made of thread
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some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media
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Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."
Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."
You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.
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