derelict-prince
derelict-prince
Whelp, This Is Me.....
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derelict-prince · 2 months ago
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don't flirt with me because i will think about you when i masturbate🙃
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derelict-prince · 3 months ago
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derelict-prince · 4 months ago
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did your boyfriend awooga at your selfies or do i have to
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derelict-prince · 6 months ago
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Are u single?
“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.
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derelict-prince · 6 months ago
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do we think chocolate guy is gay?
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derelict-prince · 6 months ago
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*Me and a mutual repeatedly liking each other's posts*
me: is this... *tucks hair behind ear* are we... flirting?
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derelict-prince · 6 months ago
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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derelict-prince · 8 months ago
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This is the best idea in the history of film.
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derelict-prince · 8 months ago
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derelict-prince · 10 months ago
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derelict-prince · 10 months ago
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I love those Olympic “here are the LGBTQ+ athletes we’re rooting for!” articles because they’re like
gymnasts: 1
swimmers: 2
rowers: 1
female footballers: 45
runners: 3
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derelict-prince · 10 months ago
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derelict-prince · 11 months ago
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AUGUST 1ST 1999 / “Koromon, the Great Clash in Tokyo!”
TODAY IS STILL AUGUST 1ST, 1999
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derelict-prince · 1 year ago
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derelict-prince · 1 year ago
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new reaction image
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derelict-prince · 1 year ago
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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
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derelict-prince · 1 year ago
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“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.
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