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don't flirt with me because i will think about you when i masturbate🙃
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did your boyfriend awooga at your selfies or do i have to
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Are u single?
“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.
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*Me and a mutual repeatedly liking each other's posts*
me: is this... *tucks hair behind ear* are we... flirting?
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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This is the best idea in the history of film.
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I love those Olympic “here are the LGBTQ+ athletes we’re rooting for!” articles because they’re like
gymnasts: 1
swimmers: 2
rowers: 1
female footballers: 45
runners: 3
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AUGUST 1ST 1999 / “Koromon, the Great Clash in Tokyo!”
TODAY IS STILL AUGUST 1ST, 1999
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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
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“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.
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