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THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED - 1.08 "Contact"

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And immediately after that, they doubled his trauma <3

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this

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the minute you start thinking should I get a master's? should I go to law school? you know your life is going horribly wrong

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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

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cant help but notice my porcelain critter figures are no longer arranged by height but by taxonomy. who could have done this

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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

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They put something in the water with these two, I'm crazy :]

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what if the operator was the woke-erator and she made everyone transgender what then

"what if"?

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do you trust him?

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Obssessive love

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marks

prints here!

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*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

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Room full of real estate agents and housing investors: (turn to look at me) oh! Sorry we were in the middle of a meeting, did you need something?

Me: (locking doors) (muttering unintelligibly)

Vapid housing market speculator: uhh sir? Or uhh ma'am? Uh..

Me: (murmuring tunelessly) in the mornin you go gunnin for the man who, stole your water (pulls out Darkmoon Greatsword)

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great. i was hoping my childhood would follow me forever and attach itself to my psyche and spread like mold. This is good

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great. i was hoping my childhood would follow me forever and attach itself to my psyche and spread like mold. This is good