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I hate this so much.

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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The book

The movie

The sequel

The prequel

The spin-offs

The reboot

The gritty reimagining

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Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

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Tshirt idea I had

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listen pokemon is really cool but some of the final evos for the starters are really pushing it for pokemon. that is not a thing that eats from a bowl on the ground that cunt pays rent and goes to gay bars on the weekend

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TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

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mr sunshine please come to tumblr we would love to have you

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I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

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I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

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randomly complimenting people is great. what did it cost u? nothing. and u probably made their day.

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