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, biblically accurate angel spare parts????

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back to watching TOS.

question: why is Kirk constantly shirtless??? i mean, it's not something bad, just makes me wanna congratulate him on his top surgery or sth

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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piter de vries be like:

sapho is red

so is feyd's hair

shall we go into my lil villain's lair

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i present to you

✨The Shai-Hulud song✨

(y'all know the tune)

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Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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Drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! Let's spread some sunshine ☀️

*happy creechur squeaks*

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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Inside me are two wolves

One is book Haldir who is welcoming and kind and hopeful

The other is movie Haldir who is snarky and reticent

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i found a tiny pumpkin

and made it a tiny menace heheheheh

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Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

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shout-out to everyone whose bodies are often not even considered "non-traditionally" beautiful due to disability; large scars from surgeries, disproportionate bodies or limbs, muscle issues and degeneration, people who need mobility aids, people whose weight - no matter what weight they are - isn't distributed in a way that is considered any type of attractive. i see y'all, solidarity, we're all beautiful in ways people don't know how to see yet. that's on them and not us

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how to grow the fuck up

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You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

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having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.

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Gurney @ Duncan

- Aye Duncan!

- Sorry, duncan't today

- Ah, c'mon, Idaho!

- Yeah you are indeed da ho