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coelacanth cowboy

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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maybe love transcends severance

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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If I ever get fired from a job I hope all my coworkers get together to eat a watermelon sculpture of my head

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"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.

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Anyone who has worked a real job knows the look of someone standing there looking at something that's gonna fuck up their afternoon

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Twin Peaks Valentine’s Day Cards - Art by Matthew Lineham

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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✦ Falin ✦

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They are emailing eachother