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I finally took the time to photograph my vintage dip pen nib collection, and I need to share with you all how wonderful and diverse their designs are.

These two are my favorite. Just look at them! One of them is named Gorille and the other Mephisto, but to me they're little pumpkins.

And of course you gotta love the Pinocchio nib. You get to write with the nose of a tiny guy! Just not something you get to do anymore.

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New writing rule: Checkov’s friend

If you introduce a named character with a relationship to a protagonist, their character arc must be resolved in a way that feels reasonable and satisfying

Which is to say: they can’t just dissappear when they’re no longer a convenient plot device

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no matter how many times i mention aa4 or talk about the gavin brothers or klavier e.p. seems to not remember any of it. which is great because it means im talking to an empty conch and i can do it over and over and over again with no consequences

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you guys will reblog anything istg

this is an image with exactly 1x1 pixels. come on, reblog it. i fucking dare you.

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ok my first klapollo shitpost

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i designed office worker ocs while studying fashion photos and joked about writing an office worker yuri but guys i dont think its a joke anymore

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reads like a kink post from on here

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I STAND FOR THE FLAG 🫡 AND KNEEL FOR THE CROSS 🧎

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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Patches's fur looks so soft. She looks so pettable.

Great news she is both soft AND pettable!

Please accept this photo from the cat camera

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please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

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Antonio, 24

“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”

May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village

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fuckin hate the binding of isaac because it’s pretty inarguably one of the most influential games of the 21st century but then you actually play it and it’s like Lollll this naked baby is getting attacked by poop

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I appreciate and definitely think it's in character that Edgeworth would refer to Wright as his partner (when they're in a romantic relationship) but consider. He LOVES having a BOYFRIEND he never really got to have during his schooling (I imagine he was very busy as he graduated early) and teenage years. Never had the experience of being someone's sweetheart like that and now he does, albeit a bit late. I don't believe he would say it outloud, but I enjoy to think this adult man with a serious job kicks his feet and giggles in his bed thinking about his Boyfriend and how they're being Boyfriends and are Dating

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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

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