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I cant stop thinking about, in regard to my intense mood swings, my partner called me a virtual pet. Like they said it makes them feel like they won a little reward when they encourage me to take a bite of food and I’m like “HOLY SHIT YAAAY!!!” 2 seconds after I’ve been sobbing and dreading the idea of food because it could make me feel worse.

I have to take care of my brain and body like a temperamental Tamagotchi and I think that’s really funny xD

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I love remembering I have free will and can draw whatever I want, including a star fleet pony <3 I decided her name should be Star Gazer

Cue a TOS episode where the crew thinks they’re dealing with another brainwashed utopia planet but they find out that no, they’re not brainwashed. They’re just all friends <3333

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qibli

qibli what are you doing

anyway yeah tumblr image quality is shitballs so here are some closeups

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Kestrel and Webs assess the no skywing egg situation

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I only left long enough to mop my bathroom floor, how-

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I understand that when folks criticise the self-labelled "cozy" genre as an effort to produce "games about nothing", they're talking about trying to opt out of having opinions by producing a game with a perfectly politically neutral premise (which is impossible), but whenever I see the phrase that gremlin voice in the back of my mind is like:

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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To my mind, the main advantage of Big Stupid Tables over generative content is that generative models must, by the nature of how the technology operates, produce outputs that are statistically likely to appear in their training data, while the outputs of a well-constructed set of dice lookup tables may principally consist of combinations of elements never before attempted on account of being dumb as hell.

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when things are already pretty horsey but then the situation

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Essential OD&D/OSR experiences #137: generating encounter rewards exclusively via the random treasure tables and seeing which equipment slot the fighter thinks a "periapt" goes in.

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i googled my favorite XKCD and the front page of google had some RPGnet forum posts you made the week I was born.

I enjoy how this tells me almost nothing about your actual age – you could be anywhere between ten and thirty and this would be a plausible scenario.

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do u think anyone has ever successfully slipped an amen break into a hypno audio