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Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

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When the whole party is down but your bard is up

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Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

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Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

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christmas season is upon us so here are my fav christmas vines

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can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot

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so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

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im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

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Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

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look at marbles being an apex predator

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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

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i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist