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I've nyevew been much fow smoking, but taking a buwwet to youw chest wiww make you a wot wess wowwied about the swow deaths of the wowwd. Wong stowy showt: I took a job I shouwdn't have. They say the pwetty onyes wiww awways get you kiwwed. But he was so damn handsome i couwdn't wesist. I was a fwog in a swow pot of boiwing watew, ow the fiwst cwown to get into the cwown caw. You don't knyow to get out untiw it's too wate. Onye thing wed to anyothew and I found mysewf swowdancing with the deviw in the moonwight. Except instead of weaving woom fow Jesus, he weft woom fow a 357 magnyum. I won't bowe you with the detaiws, so I'ww cut wight to the quick: a wot of peopwe died because of this man. Wiwwiam J. Bawnyum, a.k.a. The Cowonyew.Just wike the cwown at my baw mitzvah, I knyew he was twoubwe fwom the moment i waid eyes on him. And just wike Bozo the Magnyificent, a wot of peopwe died when he wawked into my wife. I've been chasing him down evew since. We wewe wike two nyaked men wunnying on the same tweadmiww. Uncomfowtabwy cwose, but awways just a step behind. But nyo onye can wun fowevew. Especiawwy nyot with 200 pounds of sweaty detective bweathing down youw nyeck. It hasn't been easy though. I can't count how many countwies I've cownyewed him in. couwdn't teww you how many times I've had him in my big, stwong hands. Evewy time I think i've got him fow good, he somehow manyages to swip away. But he's wunnying out of howes to hide in. I mean that witewawwy, metaphowicawwy, and euphemisticawwy. It doesn't mattew how cwafty you think you awe... If you've been on the wun fow yeaws, and yeaws... Eventuawwy... you'we gonnya make a mistake. Wowd of advice: if you'we wunnying away fwom youw pwobwems, nyevew become too attached to anything. Famiwies, wuvws, bwiefcases on top of youw caw. Some things awe best weft behind. The cowonyew's a swippewy onye. Shedding nyames as easiwy as a snyake sheds a few pounds befowe bikinyi season. He's gonye thwough pseudonym aftew pseudonym twying to cuvw his twacks. But he awways manyages to faww back into the same famiwiaw wowes: dwinking, fighting, fwiwting... dancing.

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me: sees the number 708 in Any Context Ever me: ***x files theme*** c o n f i r m e d

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Whenever Ryan calls Brendon “my boy” in his head in vol ii I want death

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“so who is jackie?” ryan: sO wHO iS jAckIE????1?1?1?1

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sometimes i think throam is deep, sad and meaningful but then i remember

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me: wow i haven’t thought of throam in a while i don’t even know why i was sad

me,literally 5 seconds later: Remember when Ryan was taking pills and Brendon got so heated bc he didn’t wanna loose him

me: *is on the verge of tears* “YOU DONT WANT TO FUCKING FEEL??”

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Fun party game

Choke yourself to death everytime Ryan and Brendon call each other ‘baby’ in THROAM

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owo thanks @iceddarktoast

Relationship Status: forever single

Favorite Colors: Purple and Blue

Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick

3 Favorite Foods: Pizza, Mac and Cheese, annnnd chicken nuggets owo

Song stuck in my head: King of the Clouds by Panic! At The Disco

Last Song you listened to: King of the Clouds 😂

Last Movie I watched: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Book I’m currently reading: Well, The Scarlett Letter for summer reading but tbh its Throam.

Last thing I googled: Brendon Urie’s back (don’t judge me)

Time: 5:22

How many blankets do you sleep with: One

Dream Trip: Pennsylvania and California (and New York!)

i don’t know people on here owo

Get To Know Better - Tag

sprmagRules: tag 15 people you want to get to know better

Thanks for the tag @here-be-becquerel

Relationship status: In a relationship

Favourite colours: Purple, but I do like blues and greens

Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick since I don’t wear makeup

3 favourite foods: Macaroni and cheese, chocolate (is that a food?), and pizza

Song stuck in my head: Save Him by Zetly

Last song I listened to: Danny Don’t You Know by Ninja Sex Party

Last movie I watched: Lion King II: Simba’s Pride

Books I’m currently reading: War Storm by Victoria Aveyard

Last thing I googled: “Jacksepticeye power hour”

Time: 9:17

How many blankets do you sleep in: 4

Dream trip: I want to travel around Europe

Anything you really want: I want to meet and hug Sean

Tagging @choleson @lostinegomayhem @septilover2 @magic-fandoms @princessmck21 @bunchofdoodlesinspace @septicjamie @soggy-onions-666 @kayhninedraws @trashfireiplier @glaceonstar-blog @shatteredpluto @silent-violet-echos @novelistgeek @astralie

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reversed audio at the end of the bart video today

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OKAY so at the end of the video we see that Wilford has the power to alter time and reality. He makes the bullet come back and heres what I think happens

okay, this time.. It kills Abe bit in the next scene he’s with a whole bunch of people with Wilford masks on. But.. Remember what happened on tumblr? Remember the whole Maskiplier and “you all look like me” thing? THAT WAS WILFORD! And all those people wearing the masks are the people he’s killed and he doesn’t want to be reminded of what he’s done so he made them put on masks so how are all of these people here?

This is purgatory. Some sort of purgatory that Wilford controls, where the party never stops and he acts like everything is okay cause it’s not

He really is just broken

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Hello tumblr people. I would like to introduce the weird world of me and my internet friend’s pinned messages on discord.

Warning: a lot of shit that makes no sense.

(I’m The UwU btw)

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Do you all remember when Mark was really into eating hot sauce for a while. It was just constant. Why did he stop. Why hasn’t he eaten the sun yet?

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I can watch this.. over and over again..

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have you ever considered: darkiplier, but with Legs

leggy

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Is old Panic! getting together again?

This is a theory not actual facts just speculation do not get ur hopes up and do not attack them and ask questions because that is rude.

This is a theory I’ve been seeing on my dash, but let’s begin with it.

So Brendon is due for a new album since it’s been almost 2 years since DOAB and in March, 10 years since Pretty. Odd. (Last album old panic made together before split)

So, people think they are getting together again.

Why?

This tweet for one. If you didn’t know, ptsd means post traumatic stress disorder. So, you can conclude that this may mean that Jon is getting memories of patd, or a sign of something bigger..?

Okay next clue, Spencer Smith!

Okay, the panic! store is in his bio. Maybe he is just promoting his friend, or he’s apart of Panic! Once again. Who knows it’s a theory.

We also have Brendon, he was saying that his new album is “really weird”. I’m too lazy to link it, but Jon and Spencer did an interview long ago on the new album at the time, Pretty. Odd.

In the interview, Spencer and Jon were saying that the new album was “Pretty Odd” Maybe the new album will be called “Really Weird” a special tenth anniversary for Pretty. Odd.

Lastly, there have been photos of Ryan Ross around. He’s been working on some new music. In this photo:

Now you may think, it’s just a photo, but Ryan BARELY goes on social media. He posts this, which can lead speculation.

Also, Ryan changed his IG photo from this, the last thing from the Pretty. Odd. Era:

To this, a new photo from Halloween-ish of 2017:

I cried when this happened, it was truly the last thing of the Pretty. Odd era.

So this is all the proof for now. If anything comes out, I’ll add to this

I almost fucking forgot. They released old merch again! It was in September so idk if that means anything but hey, it was old merch from afycso and p.o. and every other era

This may have nothing to do with it, but Brendon is releasing this album called “All My Friends Are Glorious” on December 15th. The last time there was a live album was when Spencer and Dallon were in the band. This may not be a coincidence and is barely anything to go off of. Just mentioning it lol

Okay, So it’s December 27, 2017. Dallon departed. THIS IS JUST A THEORY AND I MEAN NO DISRESPECT

But uh what if all the other current members (besides brendon) also leave, and Ryan, Spencer, and Jon rejoice again. Maybe Dallon leaving will be the start of something new…??

It’s January 16th, but I just noticed this:

It shows that Ryan and Jon wrote “Feels Like Christmas”

Idk it’s weird lol

I’m editing this on January 27th 2018, Jon made a tweet

It’s about Old Panic! So here’s a look…

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