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TATTOO THIS ON ME IMMEDIATELY

Hange Zoe with blue herons 👍

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Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

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A quick summary of the last 16 months

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idk who needs to hear this but its okay to have similar/the same ideas that other people have and execute it in your own ways. write that fanfic, create that art, link the source inspo/prompt and you have enriched the world with your own unique way of doing things.

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Part 2: What were you doing at the devil's sacrament

Part 1, 2, 3

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ocean romance...................................

(main ref first x)

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The thought of Levi having an underground accent like Kenny but hiding it on purpose so he doesnt get looked down upon has been gnawing at my brain. Im going feral. What if it slips out when he’s real angry or real drunk??? I imagine the only people who are aware of it are Hange, Erwin, and Mike. Erwin and Mike never point it out knowing it would make Levi self conscious but Hange will straight up imitate him at first only to realize he’s embarrassed and then she feels so so so bad and says it’s pretty cool.

THEN SASHA HAPPENS

A girl also with an accent that is seen as “dumb” or “lowly”. One that makes people assume she’s stupid for having it.

Levi watches her engage in the same exact bullshit he does, hiding her accent to fit in better.

One night everyone else is asleep but them two and Sasha is too tired to put the mental effort into changing her accent and it slips out as she hands Levi something and she’s super embarrassed and immediately code switched goes “ah sorry about that, Captain, not a very polite way to speak I know” and Levi just replies in his own natural dialect like “y’aint gotta worry ‘bout it” not even making eye contact and Sasha is so shook but its so meaningful and small and wow Humanity’s Strongest^tm also has a heehaw accent?! And she feels better about herself.

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On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

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WAIT STOP OBSESSED

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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so you are hated by the attack on titan fandom now 💀

The entire thing? Fabulous

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DON'T DO IT!!! IT'S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU

And also the best, kinda, but LEARN FROM ME, SAVE YOURSELVES

I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn