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steven universe was an extremely influential television show and you can tell this because people on here still wield the phrase "steven universe fan" like it's a slur whenever they're desperately trying to prove they're not like other gays

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im looking for a homo dentist to fuck

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i knew went was calvin’s mom in this situation and so on, but now i had to come up with something other than glasses for richie to mimic his mom with. so my brain said attempted ponytail and bo obies. unfortunately i also used to do this to my own momma 

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come closer i am a normal listener of music

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bro if you cheat at mario kart again we’re gonna have to kick you out of the polycule

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Some Goldfinch Spreads. I'm still thinking about this book everyday

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happy fagged out friday

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Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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unblock me. whatever i said to piss you off i was right and i want to reblog your little post

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sorry i can't hang later i have to swallow my own spit wrongly on accident and choke for a while

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"With mama" memetic newly generated and impossible to become angry at without revealing yourself to be deeply reactionary because it's just an excuse to show people baby animals

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thank goddddd for internet archive. whenever im trying to watch films from like 1930 or prior theres a high chance the only one that will have it is internet archive. fuck poob. internet archive has it for me

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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dykes having a hat kiss:)

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what the fuck on earth is this update