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Ruhe Macht Froh

Watercolor, 9"x12", 1934

We do not endorse or support this painting or any subliminal message it may contain. However, the original artist, for many decades a near universal object of fully justified scorn, has recently seen a resurgence in popularity. This might be temporary, so if there's any occassion to showcase the work of such a monster, it is now.

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Big Donut Promotional Materials

Print Poster, 8"x12"/12"x8", 2011

When Big Donut introduced the "Vento" coffee size, they also introduced Mr. Big The Nut Don, the donut mascot that emblazoned their stationary for the next 4 months. Focus groups found his angry rich demeanor off-putting, and the typography unreadable.

After the disastrous campaign, the franchise reintroduced non-anthropomorphic food items. "Nice Joe" refers to the quality of the coffee, not an alternative to the rageful Don Big.

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Untitled

Oil on Canvas, 18"x24", 2012

A challenging piece by famous Native American artist [Name Redacted], [Title Redacted] is one of the most [Criticism Redacted] of the early [Century Redacted], and has been known to cause [Condition Redacted] in [Demographic Redacted].

A simplified version is presented below.

An even simpler version is [not] presented below.

The piece has since been removed from The White House, as the official stance of the current administration is that [Genocide Redacted] never occured.

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Loose Luck

Acyrilic on canvas, 3 x 15"x20", 2016

One horseshoe above the door with its opening upward is meant to be good luck. These three, commissioned for the bedroom of an actor who was very famous in the 1990s, are postioned with the open side face towards the room, into the bed where it belongs.

A fourth panel exists, but is meant to never be seen, lest the piece just represent a full set of horse footwear.

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Burgs of War

Watercolor on Paper, 8"x10", 2013

This piece, commissioned for a New Jersey restaurant, portrays hamburgers as an angelic hoard descending to Earth, perhaps as part of the rapture. Their objective is peace, but they are also harbingers of war. Whether their mission will result in the freedom or the subjugation of the human race is yet to be seen.