des1r3-the-st4rs

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don't you mean yo

who remembers the glee kink meme and that one fic where klaine were cave men

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uh.. ssssso... about the... pppolycule...

Why? Are you worried? Rest assured, Ms. Hoshii, we will take things at your pace.

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What's your biggest regret?

..not knowing more than i do.

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what is one thing would you bring back from pre-petrification????

history books. or museums. i want to view all the primary sources and translate them and have them protected. minor issue: with 3,700 years of no protection, there's like 0 percent chance they still exist. oh laguna copperplate...

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ANNOUNCEMENT

IF ANYONE EVER NEEDS TO FIND SOME PEACE, GET A HUG OR JUST DISAPPEAR FOR A WHILE, YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO ME!!!

I got music, a campfire and absolutely no one around.

I see wayyy too many of you guys get tormented by weird anonymous people so if you ever need a break...you know where to find me!

(pspsps @dawnlighthours @solthepoet @elpendejomanolo @poisonrunsthroughveins @chemicallydisinclinedd @des1r3-the-st4rs and all the others too)

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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I have nothing but lucid dreams, very weird, very unappreciated, and it begs the question. Does the science king dream? Because I can’t picture it. If not, I need to know how to make it stop. REM continues to evade me.

Yeah, I have pretty vivid dreams. If I could stop them I probably would but I'd have to run some experiments first. Maybe @eallyrayadbay knows how to solve that problem

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I just realized, how are you going to bring back all the cultures that were lost because of the petrifaction? My brain hurts thinking about it!!!

Culture isn't really something we can bring back with chemistry or physics. Culture comes with people. So when we revive everyone, culture will come back naturally. It isn't guaranteed that they'll be the exact same as they were before. I'm willing to bet there'll be a new religion or something based around the petrification, or existing cultures will add it to their lore or something

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did you have a weird childhood crush?

...so i was into greek myth. that is ALL i am telling you.

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What's the wildest thing that ever happened to you?

okay, so this is going to sound either really not wild, or just weird in the normal-ish way. when i was twelve, i was in my first year of highschool (technically middle school but the system is weird in the philippines we don't have that) uhh.. i can't really say it otherwise that i was stalked. like around the school. i had been tutoring this foreign kid who was fourteen but in my grade because.. i don't know, to be honest he had the emotional maturity of a four not fourteen year old. but anyway, he reeeeally liked me, for.. some reason. and was obviously quite creepy about it. so he would follow me around even if i said i was busy to get out of it. it was weird for a while, but it eventually stopped because i tried reporting him, although it wasn't taken seriously. a lot more happened than that, but i don't think anybody wants to know.

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Pathetic slut. You just throw yourself at everyone, don't you? No wonder nobody actually likes you they just put up with you.

Guess you’ve got a lot of free time if you're keeping tabs on me, huh?

Get a hobby. Or better yet, a life

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you forgot to mention you were payed by ryusui and made a prostitute in the process

please tell me u guys have protection pver there, cuz every time I look at someones blog, suddenly there’s a new thruple goijg at it doggy style 🖤

I thought it was only Ryusui but y’all are fr bitches in heat with all that fucking heat

Yeah yeah we have protection dw, whipped some up a while ago. I keep getting bullied for it but hey. Drago is drago

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Does your hair taste good?

Did anyone ever try to bite it?

1) probably not and 2) THANKFULLY not. Don't give people ideas, Chrome already eats dirt I don't want him eating my luscious locks too

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//NOT YOU TAGGING HOSHII LIKE SHE'S A FAN TOO... she is tho. thank you. Heh.

(I don't know the context of this screenshot here. I just know that this was the most in character moment ever)

Zeus and Hermes judging if these 2 villagers (Baucis and philemon) respected xenia good enough or if they should hit them with uncalled for retribution

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I see the voices of torment have found you too, kid.

Wanna come lay in my workshop with me? I'll let you break some old shit if you need, too.

@dawnlighthours 🏍

..thank you. i don't want to break anything. maybe. it might be nice to break instead of be broken.

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Today's hot topic: I think we can all agree that Old Man Kaseki is basically the (Lord) Hephaestus of the Kingdom of Science 🙏🙇

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When you were a kid, before everything got messed up, before the world taught you to hide, what did you want the most? Was it to be seen? To be chosen? And when did you decide it was safer to make yourself invisible instead?

..sorry, who the fuck are you? alright. if you've seen this that means you've at least been smart enough to see through the nervous lying i've been doing. fine. here's your fucking reward. yeah, the world taught me to hide. doesn't mean what i wanted then isn't what i want now. and you know? this is going to sound stupid. i'm not a little kid anymore. but sure, i'll tell you: i wanted people to like me. i just wanted them to tell me nothing was fucking wrong with me. that the stupid fucking pun on my name isn't a synonym for the devil. that liking history to the degree i do isn't a waste of time. i wanted them to call me up, be my friends, listen to me. and i mean listen to me, because it fucking hurts when you can tell they only listen if there's a test coming up and oh, quick, call the nerd up, she's the teacher's pet and she knows everything! ..and that the way i didn't want to hurt anyone was the same thing everyone else had in mind. that they wouldn't want to hurt anyone else either. but, hey, anon, nobody really cares about all this. this was what, ten, eleven, twelve years ago? when i was six and i still believed jesus was the reason i was breathing? so.. just pretend i didn't give you a straight answer.