look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat
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do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight
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"The queen wore a high-collared black silk gown, with a hundred dark red rubies sewn into her bodice, covering her from neck to bosom. They were cut in the shape of teardrops, as if the queen were weeping blood."
WiP Cersei Lannister, in her most iconic outfit (to me) Trying to focus less on line work atm :>
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i don鈥檛 know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
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Hello鈥硷笍 馃崏馃崏馃崏
I hope you are well. Could you help me reblog the post my account and share my story with friends with a big heart and soul. I really need help in this fierce battle for Life in Gaza!, I hope you can support for donating any amount you can and stand by me at the beginning in this difficult time. 鈾ワ笍 Thank you for every kind gesture and thought of yours.馃檹
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Grunkle Stan is WHAT
I don鈥檛 know where the original meme is even from but it GETS ME EVERY TIME
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crying
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anyone else sleepy
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bestie borrowing my copy of asoiaf going well so far
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A tortious is sponsoring posts
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twow 2025 i can sense it it鈥檚 near
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they could never make me hate peepaw he could never release that stupid gay ass book idgaf he is such a cutie patootie
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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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