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"Who's taking Yoda home? The answer may surprise you"
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"There's no panther in this at all! It's just a bunch of naked people! This movie sucks"
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"Hot, nighttime cheese-butt action"
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"It's a giant eye - it's polite to look into the eye!"
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"Head like a time signature"
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"Where do you live, and why is it 1960's Ottowa?"
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"Americans understand Canadians to be polite because they're very bad at picking out exactly how passive aggressive Canadians are, and how much danger they're in at any given moment"
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"Speak into my chest; I've been working out"
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“You, and your mysterious back-end!” - Molly Lewis
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"Your mom puts license plates in her underwear?" - Carrie
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yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band
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I will enjoy the red tattoo on his abs that is just for me~
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Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls
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