desertsforlife
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desertsforlife · 2 days ago
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Saw someone say that the stats don't match the characters' personalities in BG3, and that they felt Astarion should have higher charisma than Wyll, and that take was SO absurdly wrong I had to sit back for a moment.
Yes, Astarion made a living out of lying to people. But he is not charismatic. This acting and lying does not come naturally to him. His facade falls apart the moment you poke at it even a little (he is soooo blatantly using Tav in the first act of the game, he's trying to be subtle but failing at it so so badly. He can't even lie about the boar he ate convincingly!)
Wyll, even though he might seem a little dorky at times, is genuinely a delight to be around. He's endearing! He makes people laugh!
There seems to be this misconception that charisma = being suave, and that because Wyll has a tendency to be a little goofy this must mean his charisma is low. This is not the case. Charisma = force of personality, and Wyll has an innately warm personality that draws people to him. Astarion is a greasy ferret of a man trying to weasel his way into peoples' good graces. This is why Wyll's charisma is higher.
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desertsforlife · 7 days ago
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even if it is piss, you're gonna tell me making her cum so hard she makes a mess of herself isn't on your list of "things I'd love to do to her"? Lame.
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desertsforlife · 7 days ago
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AWWWWW Astarion your to adorable
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desertsforlife · 7 days ago
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reasons why i relate to tav, the main character from baldurs gate 3:
shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times.
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desertsforlife · 20 days ago
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i can feel the thunder that’s breaking in your heart
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desertsforlife · 20 days ago
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desertsforlife · 20 days ago
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Had the day off, drew a wizard :>
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desertsforlife · 20 days ago
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Incorrect dialog. But just as a reminder they did not get along at first.
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desertsforlife · 24 days ago
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Styracosaurus albertensis sculpture
Stylised sculpture I made a few years back of my absolute favourite ceratopsian. Polymer clay over tinfoil and wire base, painted with acrylics and paint markers
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desertsforlife · 25 days ago
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The idea of metagaming to avoid disapproval is so funny to me because it's like:
*about to do a selfless deed*
"Go back to camp, Astarion. You don't need to see this."
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desertsforlife · 1 month ago
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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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desertsforlife · 2 months ago
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desertsforlife · 2 months ago
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this is what came into my head today
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desertsforlife · 2 months ago
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“Karlach doesn’t blink”?! 😭
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desertsforlife · 2 months ago
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🛐🛐🛐 + my bobheart agenda
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desertsforlife · 2 months ago
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I saw this one and immediately thought of them
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desertsforlife · 2 months ago
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