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the year is now 2015 and we still don’t know if corinna is in fact veronica

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chris pratt got buff for the dinosaur movie/guardians of the galaxy

i wonder what they would do with bill cosby’s sweater collection if he got incarcerated 

i hope cherry is ok i remember naming cherry that was so long ago 

i know a lot more about drag queens than i used to which is nifty 

alex is the queen of memes 

where is zayn now is he still with the naughty boy

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i feel l ike i can post anything i want here i luv that safety i luv the beginnin g

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the year is now 2015 and we still don’t know if corinna is in fact veronica

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sdam never HAD SEX WITGH HIS PRIEST THAT IS OSMETHING ONLT OXIENNA OR CI WDODULT DO NOT SAME

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text to chacha ok idc

puck: i kissed my daughter's adopted sister so i mean it's probably okay sammy boy don't worry about it i mean u did blow ur priest so i think u r in the clear

kesha: hi i am not kesha and if you keep contacting this number i am going to call the cops on you. i am not kesha, i never will be kesha, and i dont know kesha so stOP IT.

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group txt 2 quinn puck n jesse

sam: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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corinna is definitely veronica u cant fight that

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text 2 chacha

sam: can i pick pizza delivery man

jesse: no my hair's too good to be subjected to the broken air conditioning of a car that smells like crushed dreams and grease

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text 2 chacha

sam: define attached

jesse: u need to pick a service am i chacha or am i dictionary.com

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if they could they would tell us whether or not corinna's veronica

checkers speaks

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text 2 chacha

sam: is it illegal to eat ur own arm

jesse: is it still attached

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i think it's rly cool how u guys are still bffs and like post a lot bravo

thank u i couldn’t have said it better myself ((i did actually say it myself i sent this to myself oops love me))

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checkers speaks

hello devan

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DEVAN LIKED ALL MY PSOTS I LOVE EDEVN

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so guys are you ready for me to get philosophical on you? bc i'm about to. i was trying to pinpoint the other day why it is, exactly, that we all loved this rp so much. i immediately chalked it up to the nostalgia, the people in it, and the ever-present mystery of who veronica actually is or isn't. but then, of course, i went back through some of our blogs and i realized that, first and foremost, we were a small family. sure, we had some members that ruffled our feathers, but we were always there for each other in this weird, humorous way. we never received hate anons, we never sent them, we never once compromised the integrity of our friendships for the sake of role-play. we didn't care about confessions or new members because we had each other, and as ridiculous as that sounds, it was more than enough for me. i was so comfortable here. so thank you guys for being there and for making sure that this rp remains the single best role-play experience i've ever and will ever have. 

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text to chacha ok idc

sam: no i was asking if i could marry harry but whatever u want to think chacha. u know sometimes i feel like ur not chacha......... like ur a person......... who can fly

JESSE: In certain states, sure. As for the flying, it's an inspired idea, but no.