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James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

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there is a severe lack of understanding of just how hard barty fell for evan. that boy is WHIPPED. please make this a chain of all the just insane, absolutely batshit crazy things he’s done for him. I need to smile and laugh and go ‘aww’ but also think ‘that’s…that’s illegal.’

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james "i never do casual" potter sleeping with someone else every single day after he and regulus break up & regulus "i only do casual" black never daring to touch anyone else after they break up

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Eat your vedgetables - a jegulus microfic

@into-the-jeggyverse , April 5: Health - words: 330

"Don't you want to become big and strong like me? I always make sure to eat my vedgetables. Look, yummy!"

James took a second serving of green beans and carrots and shoved a forkfull in his mouth with exagerated pleasure.

Harry glared at him with arms crossed.

Lilly rolled his eyes at James and scoffed, "he's not stupid. Stop treating him like a child."

"He is a child!" James protested.

Lily sighed. "Harry dear, you know vedgetables contains lots of vitamins, right? It's important to eat vitamins for our health."

"I don't want to," Harry pouted.

Pandora put her arm around Lilys shoulders and coed "You are such a determined little man, aren't you? How about you finnish your plate and then you can have a popsicle?"

"There's popsickles? I want one! Now!"

"Oh dear, I just made it worse. Sorry!"

Lily kissed Pandora's cheek. "It was worth a try."

Regulus smiled, reached across the table and took Harry's hand.

"Do you remember what I told you about that our brains automaticaly thinking what tastes the sweetest is what's best for us?"

Harry nodded reluctantly.

Regulus looked around and lowered his voice conspirationaly. "Companies use this knowledge to trick us. They make candy and popsicles that taste extra sweet, just so we should want more."

Harry watched intently as Regulus tapped his temple and continued. "But we're smart, you and I. We know what's really best for us is to eat a lot of different things. We can trick them right back."

Harry caught a piece of carot on his fork. "They think I won't eat this since it doesn't taste as good, but I can trick them right back?"

"Exactly."

Harry chewed and swallowed his little piece of carrot without grimacing.

"Can I still have a popsicle afterwards?"

"Of course!"

All four of Harrys parents exchanged looks as Harry started eating.

Regulus whispered in James ear, "Told you he'll be a Slytherin."

"We'll se about that," James grumbled.

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14 and 34 for ask game!

lets do this😤😤

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Umm no not really, like i am really really good at clocking lies but nothing else unfortunately

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

fun fact, when i was a child i used to actually do shooting, like took part in a bunch of national level tourneys and stuff also but it kinda fell off once i got really into academics

Thanks for the ask!!!!

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Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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Regulus: I hope I die😔💔☔️😭

Barty: I hope I die🤪😍🤺🔪

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"Wolfstar angst" "Jegulus angst" fuck no. Black Brothers angst. That shit hits hard.

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this eid is not eiding like other eids :((

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no bitch i am not a uhaul lesbian

*proceeds to crochet a flower bouquet for a girl i met ONCE*

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I feel like if someone asked you if you wanted to vape you’d say “no thanks I like to breathe air” or you’d instantly take it no in between

I would instantly take it why is this accurate😭😭😭

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Reblog and I’ll assign you a “I feel like you…” based off of your vibes

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“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes

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hey girl! how did your choices go😃

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Young regulus who had awful separation anxiety when it came to Sirius.

Cut to many of years later when Regulus has to call Harry, his boyfriend’s (of 2 years) 6 year old son, each night to tell him a bedtime story while on a business trip.

Sirius thinks this type of karma is hilarious

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James: I’m doing a great job keeping my crush a secret

Regulus: *smiles*

James: I have to gay— I mean go