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Pick Up Lines - Christmas Edition

NSFW/Adult Topics…. 

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

My best toys run on batteries

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Interested in seeing the “North Pole”?

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

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Since there are so many characters, I have decided to list my ships here on a separate page.

MY SHIPS ( Just know if our chemistry works, I will create another character for you if you want one that is listed above)

MULTI FANDOMS

Sookie ~ Shipped with @vikingofarea5

Sookie ~ Shipped with @piesofthetigers

Sookie ~ Shipped with @whiskeyshifts

Hadley ~ Ships with Chemistry (Preferably Sophie-Anne or Vampire Chemistry)

Sarah Compton ~ (Ships with Chemistry)

Gertrud Northman ~ Ships with Chemistry (Older Viking Vampire)

Felicity Smoak ~ (Oliver Queen)

Felicity Smoak ~ Ships with Chemistry

Mia Smoak Queen ~ Ships with Chemistry

Olivia Benson ~ (Eliot Stabler/Rafael/Hank)

Erin Lindsay ~ Ships with Chemistry

Hailey Upton ~ (Jay Halstead)

Kim Burgess ~ (Adam Ruzek)

Cat Grant ~ Ships with Chemistry

Camille O'Connell ~ Ships with Chemistry

Frida Iverson ~ Ships with Elder Vampire Chemistry

Mary Queen of Scots ~ (Francis Valois)

Mary Queen of Scots ~ Ships with Chemistry

Greer of Kenross ~ Ships with Chemistry

Tara Knowles ~ (Jax or a Redwood member)

Fiona Teller ~ (Member of SOA Redwood)

Rose Tyler ~ (The 10th Doctor)

Gwen Cooper ~ (Jack Harkness)

Elizabeth Turner ~ (William Turner)

Elizabeth Swann ~ Ships with Chemistry

Arya Stark ~ (Jaqen H'Gar)

Brienne of Tarth ~ (Jamie Lannister)

Yennefer ~ Ships with Chemistry

Adrianna Fiore ~ (NPC) SW

Leentje Fiore ~ (NPC) SW

Neav Deadwood ~ Ships with Chemistry Sith Master SW

SINGLE FANDOMS

Emma Swan ~ (Hook)

Henrie Winchester ~ Ships with Chemistry

Debra Morgan ~ Ships with Chemistry ( Preferably Joey or Doakes)

Lagertha Lothbrok ~ (Ragnar Lothbrok)

Emily Prentiss ~ (Aaron Hotchner)

Judy Warren (20 years old) ~ Ships with Chemistry

FANDOMLESS

Nimah Cullen ~ (No ships as she likes to play with her food. Or if ships strong Chem)

Karia Cage ~ (Preferably her vampire villain if I can find someone with strong chemistry or a vampire)

Felony Black ~ Shipped with @drjacobblack