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Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
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College friendship is sending one of your friends who's graduating soon a giant list of monster theory and gothic horror academic reading recs so they can download as many PDFs as possible before they lose their university database access
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1930s detective beatrice
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“the monster is supposed to be good-looking” “why didn’t gatsby just move on” “romeo and juliet is about two teenagers being stupid” “of mice and men is ableist” “wuthering heights romanticizes incest” “lord of the flies is about the innate evil in human nature” “holden caulfield is a whiny brat” “if i was orpheus i wouldn’t have turned around”
#For the first couple of these i thought they were all meant to be from the same grand megamix story
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I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it
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let’s stand on business with mama
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My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this
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does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about
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my first blender creation. A low poly eastern red bat



what should I name him
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it’s crazy how much you can read if you read
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