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i might have a new fav fluffybully on my hands here just look at that widow’s peak

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For something a bit different, here's a silly little video of a silver gull hunting flies. The area had been hit by a storm recently which washed massive amounts of kelp and other sea weed onto the beach which in turn attracted enormous numbers of flies.

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someone please buy this pupy to help me unlock the progenator achievement badge :3

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Would you give a dog a gun if it had a really cool holster for it

i would give a dog a gun nomatter what

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my local transit app has an unintelligible system where you pick an emoji instead of uploading a profile pic. and then it generates you a random flavor text name based on the emoji ??? anyway my name is scent of boog now

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important ! In recent years especially this year I’ve noticed a lot that the internet language picked up so many Islamic phrases and, from a muslim perspective, it makes the internet a little more welcoming. the thing is, a lot of the time with Islamic phrases you have to be careful about when and where to say them they hold their own weight and demand their own respect so here is a list explaining each phrase and some notes about it.

In sha allah

It means “ If God wills “. Muslims say it because we’re unaware of what future holds it’s actually blasphemous to claim to know the future, so saying so means “ If it’s the will of god it will happen if not it won’t “ and you’d say it about future events. side note, it’s also a polite way of saying No. for example, someone asks you to do something and you say in sha allah. Technically you’re not saying yes or no, and if it’s not in god’s will it won’t happen.

Ma sha allah

It means “ this is what god intended “ and it’s a compliment. Saying so is like saying WOW! But it’s also kind of a prayer of protection? If I see someone with pretty hair I should say “ Ma sha allah your hair is very pretty “ the ma sha allah protects the person from the evil eye. By saying that I’m also saying I’m not jealous I’m genuinely enamored and I don’t wish any harm to go to it.

Astagfurullah

it means “ to god I repent “ or “ from god I seek forgiveness” it’s usually used when you make a mistake but people also use it when they see something bad or when they want to avoid saying something bad. Like once my card refused to work and I’d say that so I won’t say any curse words and to calm down my anger

wallah/wallahi

okay this one is important. This one shouldn’t be used so lightly. It means “ by god’s name “ and it’s basically swearing in Allah’s name. You are only supposed to say it if you genuinely mean what you’re saying. It’s such a heavy word that I only say it very rarely and if you say it and don’t follow up on what you said you have to fast for three days as repentance.

One more note is that with the name of Allah you should also be careful it’s not supposed to be written on papers that’ll get stepped on or lightly used in art because it also has its own weight it’s regarded heavily. Like even in home decorations it should be elevated and not overshadowed. If I have to throw away a paper I have to sit down and color over the name of Allah or burn the papers so it won’t get thrown in trash.

another note is that those phrases aren’t Muslim exclusive. Some Arab non-Muslims use them as well. This is only my explanation from a Muslim perspective.

Another another note is this is what I can remember at the moment but if you have additions or enquiries let me know

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they do kinda be like that is the thing...

they really said

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i really wanna meet an elo. i'd like to know what the herding breed injection does to their temperament because a eurasier that's more biddable sounds very appealing, they def have the spitz attitude of needing to be convinced something's worth their time. between basil and pushok who's part caucasian ovcharka i'm a little envious of dogs who actively want to work with you lmao

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Fight milk

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ai article on inuit cuisine...

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Thanks for being a hater about awful exotic dog breeds; I don't keep up w Dog News so it's always a nifty surprise to see some illbegotten new beast and hear its wretched breeders get torn apart lol. Anyway the horrible splayed legs on those exotic bullies remind me of how a paleontology book I once had said that prehistoric synapsids aren't mammals because they don't have legs supporting their weight directly underneath like dinos and mammals do. Perhaps such bullies could be reclassified lol

i see no difference, the permian is back

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Is this you?

christmas mornings at my parents house

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need this

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https://gofund.me/c4cafe43

Save a Native-owned local farm & the homes of the four people who live there

Laurae has built up Gray Fox Farm with her blood, sweat, and tears, and she needs help raising legal funds to defend it from a wealthy white lawyer who is leveraging his power to demand she pay more than the market value of the property plus give up half her infrastructure, claiming that’s “50%” of the equity.

Please support someone who truly deserves it. Laurae houses me, my partner, and another individual here, and she works so fucking hard making it by on barely anything. She deserves to be left in peace with everything she’s worked so hard for.

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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