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conor is a dirty little bitch

i have seeen “the seven year itch”

did you just switch

“the seven year itch”

like. the word. bitch

idk guys

ok

wow

lol

xoxoxo

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hello my dear friend it’s a beautiful day in the city this city on fire on fire

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the late, great Hannibal Lecter

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a setting sun, shades of red and orange akin to a sunset

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the places i was were not where i ought to have been

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People do not trust

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thank goodness i did not do that for the first time this week

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WHAT ARE YOU IF YOU'RE BUMPING THAT

Call TTOGO

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You can go now because the landlord is always look he’s very special is always have a special with the landlord

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Pardon me

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i’m in the garden cinema room she doesn’t find me I don’t like to do a picture get a picture I wouldn’t I wouldn’t of known person I know who I think in the new in vicar is in

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dear freinds and followers i M so very pleased to make the announcement that i have now been appointed head of conservative party in canada this is a big shift i am aware but also it makes a lot of sense because although i am a member of scottish conservative party i also like to travel quite a lot and the job will allow me to do that provided i receive all document approval which is not a given but is hopeful so please all cross your fingers and say a small prayer for me

sharlene x

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A Celebration

for Adrian

It is your birthday there is so much ELATION

coupled with a great deal of CELEBRATION—

but there is another word that rhymes with these ones

it starts with M and ends with ATION

so happy birthday—the birthday cake

will be subject of your MASTICATION.

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what a time to be a blogger!!!

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Poem

So yes, it’s true.

I was walking

down the street you know, and

I turned to Ralph—

you know Ralph—

and I said, Ralph,

did you know

that there has actually

been a string

of thefts this months, actually,

all over Aberdeen.

I said, Ralph, you know,

someone has to put

a stop to this, it’s actually

gone too far, and only you

know what to do

in situations like this,

you are, actually,

the only person who knows

what to do in a situation

like this. Ralph, I said,

we need you.

Come back.

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A STATEMENT FROM DR SHARLENE G. MCQUIRKLE, CHARWOMAN AND FORMER DIRECTOR OF ABERDEEN South-East (Northern ward) UNIONIST AND CONSERVATIVE PARTY

Dear citizens of Aberdeen South-East (Northern ward),

This has been a very hard time 4 conservatives and Conservatives all over Aberdeen south-easy (northwrn ward). And also for c/Conservatives across Scotland and possibly alao England wales etc.

I have decided therefore to return to my former position as Leader of the Scottish Conservatives, a role which I relished greatly yet was forced to relinquish due to a conflict of interests as the government was trying to pass a law against Cocker Spaniel dogs and I did not feel that it was right for me to continue in the role so I became a full time activist whixh I know many of you can understand and some of you have probablt even seen me at the Cocker Spaniel rallies we host every Tuesday and Thursday in Aberdeen South-East (northern ward), which are I have been told the most well-attended, biggest and most popular political rallies in the history of Aberdeen, possibly Scotand—historians are working to confirm this fact. We are hopeful of a positive resolution.

I decided, however, that now is the time to return to the party i know and like. Service is a duty, and I am ready to serve. It is my duty.

Effective immediately, I am now head of SCOTTISH CONSERVATIVE PARTY. Although I am not an elected member of the scottish parliament, I feel able to fulfil this role. So I will instead be working from home.

I can be contacted only by fax. If you know my fax number please reach out. I will not be sharing it here for fear of malicious use by foreign agents, possibly such as SNP or UK prime minister.

Regards,

Sharleen (new spelling of my name is now in effect, effective immediately)

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what a day it has been