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Moved accounts!!

So Ive decided to move accounts since my dash is really cluttered and I'm following way too many people to clean up, so follow me on @shitnya if you want to. ^^

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i’m sorry sweden but like. it’s really hard to root for your guy when lit all his backup dancers are way prettier than him

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sweden entry more like

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i am all for the normalization of sex but can we stop telling young and teenage girls to be hoes and suck dick and break hearts….sex is hardly power at this age it’s more or less just emotionally damaging

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7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

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furrious

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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

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What’s so bad about periods

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if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

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Just to expand on this post about calling 911 and asking for a pizza to secretly ask for help:

The post is based on a Super Bowl commercial, which itself was based on a Reddit post that’s never been verified as true. 

There is no actual pizza code with toppings and shit that dispatchers are trained in. If you come across someone who has heard of the commercial, they might understand. If you come across someone who’s never heard of it, they might think it’s a prank call and hang up on you.

A piece of actual advice to help you in this situation is to dial 911, then hang up without speaking, then turn the phone off. 911 will attempt to call you back, and when they’re unable to reach you, they’ll dispatch a unit to your location under the assumption that you need help and your call was interrupted. This will work 100% of the time, whereas the pizza trick will only work if the dispatcher has heard of the commercial/urban legend.

Also, the toppings thing was a complete and total fabrication and whoever wrote that should be ashamed of themselves, tbh.

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RELENTLESSLY GAY

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There is lots of birds to look at here

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gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure,

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Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

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Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

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lets play “which download link is the real one”

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