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The Old Guard (2020) // The Old Guard 2 (2025)

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Joe & Nicky using each other's given names

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Dont know much but I know that I go fully feral thinking about Nicky adjusting his grip for a better hold on Joe

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The Old Guard: Tales Through Time #1

be gay, do crimes, y'all know the drill

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“I guess not.”

The Old Guard (opening fire) Issue #3

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THE OLD GUARD 2

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Joe & Nicky I The Old Guard 2 (2025)

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Joe: Ah Nicolò, now that we have defeated Discord and reunited our family and saved the world, I know we could use some very well deserved rest.

Nicky: Yes. Perhaps even…some time alone?

Joe: *chuckle* Very funny, my love.

Joe: Nicky, caro, where would like to go for our anniversary this year?

Nicky: Hm, I don’t know my heart, I was thinking of having some time alone.

Joe: Ok, I deserve that. Still.

Nicky: Joe, taste this, is it missing something?

Joe: No, it tastes wonderful.

Nicky: You sure? You sure it doesn’t need some time alone?

Joe: I said I was sorry, Nicolò!

Joe: *deep sigh* This moment is so perfect my love. You in my arms, us under the stars, near the cliffs of Moher. Nothing could make this moment more perfect.

Nicky: Hm…are you sure?

Joe: What—please Nicky, don’t—

Nicky: Not even…

Joe: I beg of you, let me rest—

Nicky: SOME TIME ALONE??

Joe: IT HAS BEEN 10 YEARS!

Nicky: That’s true my love. I’ve been punishing you for 10 years…WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU SOME TIME ALONE!

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1 hour and 30 minutes of a sequel movie about immortal gays and not even one gay kiss…..

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Nicky immediately bursting into tears in the middle of the street upon discovering that his beloved husband of over 900 years is a LIAR is honestly so relatable.

We love our emotional Italian king.

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Yusuf's been going to see him.

Joe realising just how much hot water hes really in

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Nicky + destiny

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If you're ever having a bad day just remember that Joe is smiling so fucking hard into kissing his husband that the eye wrinkles come out in FULL FORCE

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they have the love that hozier writes about

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The fact that Joe calls Nicky Niccolò when he's scared/panicked.

And the fact that Nicky calls Joe Yusuf when he's mad.

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No but I just realised how offended Nicky was lmao like HOW DARE YOU bABE - DO WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU SLEEP TALK ALL NIGHT??

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found this old rucka interview and after all the discourse i feel like it's important