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Crying alone has been my escape from my world's madness.

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[Growing up, I always imagined I would be getting married to early 2000's teen idol and gay icon, Hilary Duff. So you could understand my shock today to see you at the end of the aisle and not her. This week I was doing research into Hilary Duff's famed character Lizzie McGuire. In hopes to find some cute connection between you two and in the end say, "thought Hilary Duff isn't here I still have you". But, that's when I made the shocking discovery that I am Lizzie McGuire.

Now hear me out, like her, I'm a bit eccentric, I wear one too many accessories, I'm constantly getting into trouble, and I am a bit fearful of the world and my own path. That's when I made the even more shocking discovery, that while Lizzie McGuire was lost in this crazy world, making mistakes and getting into trouble. She had one constant by her side to help her find her peace and her happiness in life. Her slightly shorter than her, much more hairy, creative, level headed, bad dad joke making, loving, Jewish, best friend Gordo.

Spoiler, they end up together in the end. My whole life I was searching for my Lizzie McGuire, when really I should have been searching for my Gordo. Now I know you're probably as shocked as everyone else sitting here that my vows are so much about Hilary Duff. But, as her iconic chart topping single What Dreams are Made Of says, I've got somewhere to belong. I've got somebody to love. This is what dreams are made of. As cheesy-]

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alam mo yung nakakainis? Lahat ng tao nakamove on na sa break up niyo pero ikaw naka-stuck ka pa din sa past. Hindi naman kasi titigil ang buhay nila dahil hindi naman sila yung nasa sitwasyon mo. Hindi sila ang nagmahal at bigla na lang iniwan. Tapos yung ex mo hindi ka na din iniisip. In-enjoy niya na ang buhay na wala ka.

kaya mo yan.. darating ang araw na masasanay ka din na wala sya.

oo, mahirap umusad. pero kailangan.

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This scene is soooo hilarious haha

*classic music playing in the background*

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Pinapanuod ko to ngayon sa Netfilx. Ang ganda ng pagkakagawa, parang pelikula. Hindi din sya yung typical na romcom Kdrama. Kaso hindi ako makapagconcentrate masyado. Sobrang gwapo ba naman kasi ni Joong Ki. Kainis. Pwede bang ako na lang ang pumalit kay Hye Kyo?

Haha. Charot lang. :D

빈센조 VINCENZO EP01 #02

난 반드시 이 건물을 되찾을 거고, 니들 모두 대가를 치르게  할 거야 이 건물은 내 거야!

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This is a very good one. Very Chubbs ❤️

25 With Jamie Benn🙏

“I want an answer, goddammit!” #you almost threw your phone at the silently sitting Jamie Benn.

Pacing in front of him, you stopped so you can face him fully, eyes brimming with tears, “you’ve been acting weird lately and you haven’t been talking to me like usual,” you swiped the lone tear from your left cheek, “I’m not a bitter old woman, Jamie,” you reminded him, “if you want out, I can give you out, just answer me when I ask you if we’re okay,” you stomped your foot, “so I’m asking you one more time,” you breathed, hands resting on your waist, “are we okay?”

For the first time in a few hours, Jamie looked at you, “yeah, we’re okay.”

“Then tell me why you’re acting strange,” you asked, feeling so tired all of a sudden.

He looked lost, “can you wait for a few more hours?”

N fucking O.

“Just tell me, Jamie, I’m a big girl. I can handle it.”

He looked at his hands and mumbled something.

Walking over, you watched as the man of your dreams struggled to find words.

“What did you say?”

Jamie sighed before looking straight at you, “I was gonna ask you to marry me.”

Stunned silence.

Okay? Well, that wasn’t what you were expecting.

“I’m sorry what?”

He gave out another long breath, “I was gonna ask you to marry me and I was getting nervous, that’s why I’ve been acting weird lately.”

“Oh my sweet sweet boy,” you laughed, “you know I’d say yes right?”

He grinned then, taking a pale blue box from his pocket and showing it to you, “I just want it to be perfect.”

“You’re perfect,” you cried even harder, “I can’t believe I thought you were gonna break up with me!” you kissed him gently, “J?”

“Hmm?”

You beamed at him, “ask me already.”

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entirely blessed this video of tyson exists

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TATTOO THIS ON MY FOREHEAD THE STARS ARE GOING TO ROUND 2

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So I made my friend react to a group of hockey players and these are here reactions pt.2

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Me as a fangirl (literally) : ⬆️⬆️⬆️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BwhGMm3AivY2k_rhVeZbE4L7psrpHy4vAZadaY0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a85efbz8awmp

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Hoping for a second part :)

Ivan Provorov #1

Requested by Anon:  omg could I request a claude giroux or ivan provorov angsty imagine?? i dont really have a specific prompt in mind, just something angsty

*Here you go! I chose Ivan because we love our Russians in the corner of the interwebs. I’ve been getting a lot of Flyers requests lately and I’ve been having fun writing them. I hope you enjoy this one. Probably needs a part 2. What do you think? :) Thank you!!*

Word count: 887

The calories just keep on piling, huh? The longer you sit here and stare at Ivan Provorov, full-time hockey player, part-time movie star, the more bread you stuff in your mouth. It’s obviously not helping the issue you’re having with your ever-expanding hips… or the issue you’re having with how your boyfriend has been moving around the house completely ignoring you for the past three days.

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The Perfect Date (2019)

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+ playoffs 2019

nate wins it in ot | col @ cal | round 1 game 2 | 4.13.19