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HAPPY TUESDAY! (and New Year’s)
@lukescherrypie @walkingcontrafiction @dammitsammy @neutralfangirlshitethenamestaken @havenoffandoms @destiel123-4 @heaven-high-water
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Welcome to Japan
Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com
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unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
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raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by harry wearing blue jeans, dancing and singing baby shark while holding a baby
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*Mystery Spot*
Dean: *dies for the 236th time*
Gabe: oh my Dad this is so sad Alexa play Heat Of The Moment
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It's life

cas is a sweetheart but he’s also a petty bastard
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What about you Dean? Or is Cas not old? 😂
Dean: mom… I know I’m a grown man…
Mary: I already don’t like where this is going, but continue
Dean: you gotta tell Sam he’s gotta dump his boyfriend
Mary: Dean, he’s a grown man in a healthy relationship, don’t be like this because it’s with another man, I thought-
Dean: it’s not that I’m homophobic! It’s that his boyfriend is old as SHIT!
Gabriel: (from the next room over) I fucking heard that!
Sam: (mumbling) I don’t think you’re old as shit.
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help a black trans girl survive w/o help from her bullshit dad
hi im sugar and i made a post prior to this about my situation. Long story short, my dad (a black man) finally had his long-awaited mixed baby casey (here she is my lil sis 💕)

and has decided that he longer wants to talk to, support or acknowledge me (his fully black, dark skinned, trans daughter) and refuses to help me and my mother pay for college. and ive always noticed that he was off about me, that he was kinda distant and deeply and vocally dissatisfied w me as a whole but who woulda thought huh lmao.
heres what he said to me (i blurred out the deadnaming and misgendering bc i hear it enough from him on the rare occasions i have to talk to him):

heres what he said to my mother about me and what my mom said to him:

and yes my mom saying we dont need help is so freaking untrue. we’re poor and my dad is the one making bank and im so freaking worried that i may have to drop out of school but if i do im worried i might never go back and honestly waking up these days is really really fucking hard lol.
my dad is keeping my sister from me, left me n my mother to struggle w paying for school and on top of that hes no longer going half for my hormones w my mom so really everything is effed lmaooo!
i’ve raised about 650 on tumblr with the help of everyone that that helped finish covering my room and meal plan and the bill is halfway paid.
heres what my bill looks like for this semester.
here what we paid and what we owe:
im trying to get a job on campus so i can help pay alongside my mom but my full time status may make it hard. at the very least i just wanna pay off this semester and if i have to drop out then ig i will so ty for anything anyone can do to help.
if you can please please donate or reblog or send me some nice messages bc at this point anything helps me stay grounded and hopeful
ty for ur time.
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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
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“Dean Winchester is bi,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos and screams that Dean is definitely straight. I walk off the stage in shame but one voice raises above the others and stops me,
“YES AND HE IS IN LOVE WITH CASTIEL.”
The voice belongs to Misha Collins.
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Chapter 3 of Lashton Christmas Spirit!!! Up on my wattpad!
#wattpad#books#love#christmas#lashton lashtonhemwin fanfiction 5sos lukehemmings ashtonirwin malum michaelclifford calumhood#lashton#malum#malum 5sos#malum is real#lukehemmings#luke 5 seconds of summer#luke 5sos#luke hemmings#ashton 5 seconds of summer#ashtonirwin#ashton 5sos#ashton fletcher irwin#michaelclifford#michael 5sos#calumhood#calum 5 seconds of summer#calum 5sos
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