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He actually thrives in causing confusion and trouble.. and i just love that part of him 😍😍❤️

shj as That Guy in the company who’s constantly subtly bragging about his wife. it doesn’t matter what you’re actually talking about, he’ll manage to fit in an anecdote about her. (yes, he knows exactly what he’s doing and every single comment he makes is meticulously calculated for maximum annoyance.)

“oh, it’s raining? here’s an umbrella. no, no, i’m okay, my wife is picking me up. the kids had to go to a doctor’s appt today, so they took the car.” shj 100% means that hyj had to take their menagerie of pets to the vet but if you took a different meaning from that, well that’s not his problem.

brings lunch to work sometimes which are obviously a display of his marital superiority because they’re absolutely adorable and sometimes have little cartoon faces on the food (sometimes hyj has time in the mornings, okay? he learned how to when yoohyun was in school and it feels more weird not to now)

yoojin is actually living his dreams of being the ultimate freeloader w the amt of money shj makes so all he really does is work part time at a daycare and pet shelter and sometimes pet sits for people

speaking of pets, aforementioned menagerie is constantly fluctuating but currently consists of their kitten/cat peace and unspecified bird chirpie

this obviously means that shj can insert himself into any animal related conversation w the tidbit that “oh! my wife works with animals for a living”. no, shj himself doesn’t know the first thing about raising pets. no, he does not give a shit that he has 0 advice to give. he’s just here to make people uncomfortable and enjoy himself in the process.

hyj btw has completely given up on getting shj to call him anything other than his wife (sentence structure being different in korean also means that pronouns are less of an issue, but that’s a whole separate thing)

one day, shj forgets his lunch at home so hyj goes to the company to drop it off and their department goes insane trying to figure out who he is

(more schemes by shj or genuine mistake? you decide)

hyj is ofc completely baffled by their confusion and so insists that he’s really just there to deliver the lunch, and completely neglects to mention what his actual relationship to shj is

shj wears the wedding band but hyj keeps his on a chain bc he works w children and animals and it’s not the best idea to have valuable jewelry on his hands, so half of the department, geniuses that they are, jump straight to “OH MY GOD THE BOSS IS HAVING AN AFFAIR”

shj knows about this. shj knows everything. he finds it hilarious.

kang soyoung, the bravest, newest, and also most stupid, decides to ask her boss what his relationship to the person who dropped off lunch for him is and gets a response of “we’re very close”. which is true—hyj is probably the person that shj is closest to but ksy immediately thinks “oh fuck we were right??” she Does Not pause to consider any other possibilities.

(shj expresses to hyj later that he would be much better about hiding an affair than this. hyj is Unimpressed.)

some time later, shj asks for recommendations for a scenic date spot to take his wife to and ksy, being an outdoorsy adventurous type of person, immediately has an itemized list ready for him

by complete coincidence shj&hyj and ksy&her girlfriend end up at one of the locations at the same time, each on their own dates

ksy ofc ends up seeing shj w hyj and has the devastating realization that shj is indeed cheating on his wife w hyj

she does manage to overhear (eavesdrop) a very confusing conversation about tourism. shj monologues about the place they’re at and abt 5% of what he’s saying is actually true. (this 5% is on accident—if shj had his way, it’d be 0%)

ksy doesn’t really mean to confront them, but she ends up running into them at the gift shop or whatever while her girlfriend is in the bathroom and she starts talking very pointedly about shj’s wife

“i was the one who recommended this place to boss! he’d asked us where to bring his wife on a date, you know. oh did you know that she works with animals? she’d like this kind of scenic outdoors-y date, wouldn’t she?”

hyj is SO confused

“uh. yeah, i did enjoy myself,” he says, wondering why he’s explaining himself to this random woman. “i appreciate it. it’s our anniversary.”

cue blue screen of death

ksy, when she figures it out, is embarrassed enough that she seriously contemplates transferring departments just so she won’t have to see shj ever again

shj is very satisfied—his wife is happy, he planned a successful anniversary, his employee is currently dying from her own embarrassment. his day is complete.

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i am actually CRYING at the fact that sung hyunjae is straight up flirting with han yoojin.

like no it’s not discreet flirting, it’s the aggressive “please go out with me” flirting and bhjdijsfndjkas yoojin is so fucking oblivious 

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HE’S ASKED HIM FOR A DATE TWICE

and now he’s straight up flirting 

BHFJDSDNJDBSDNSAJDNDSKAJ SIR WHAT DO YOU MEAN KISS

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*Arrives at Spacedogs week 7 days late with starbucks in hand*

Everyone’s favourite headcanon AU…Nigel lives, and Gabi and Charlie don’t exist, so you have Adam nursing him back to health, and he tries to cheer up Nigel by constantly showing him his in-home-universe while he’s recovering, and they are cute, no one is looking for Nigel to kill him (for now). Harlan is super wary of Nigel, and keeps checking on them because he doesn’t trust that man, near his friend/almost-son.

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😍😍😍😍😍

mads as geralt (or i suppose a hannibal witcher au)

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Hello majestic artist I have recently come across your Hannime and good Lord it is all I've ever needed omg could you do an edit on side to side comparison with the original scene? I'd appreciate it very much c:

Sure no problem :)

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stephen cant see ghost tony

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Happy cannibal family

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Oh my God they are so adorable 😍😍😍

AKSJJDJCHCHHDCJJDJJDHDB❤️❤️❤️❤️

anyways, her name is meri (short for meringue) and shes the new alpha of the lecter-graham household 

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This is based on the original Good Omens storyboards that depicted Aziraphale and Crowley with washboard abs :P

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look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

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I love story time 😍❤️❤️❤️

@ziggyhurts - here is your gift for the @hannigramholidayexchange :D

a simple little storybook comic that might be the jumping-off point–if you’ll forgive my terrible cliff pun–of a long-term project that properly traverses the series as a whole. though if i end up continuing it i swear i will try not to spend two hours on the fiddly architectural details every time i draw a house or interior shot (but i probably will anyway lmao)

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If angels are terrifying monstrosities that tell you “be not afraid” are demons adorable harmless creatures that demand to be feared?

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Question: what is a Sozzled bonking ????

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

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