Jouno: We need to talk.
Tecchou: In my defense, I will say it was Teruko who challenged me to drink a whole bottle of shampoo.
Jouno: No I’m talking about- yOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!
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Dazai: Do you want a couple extra minutes to review before the test?
Kyouka: No, we die like men.
Dazai: Ughh, why is it always 'like men'.
Kyouka: We die like men, unprepared and useless.
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Chuuya: Дадзай, это ты во всем виноват.
Dazai: I know, I know.
Atsushi: You speak Russian?
Dazai: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language he speaks.
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Chuuya, while drunk: Dazai is my enemy, but it turns out that Dazai is also his own worst enemy.
Akutagawa: Okay...
Chuuya: And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Dazai is actually my friend.
Akutagawa: I don't think that's how that works.
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ayatsuji yukito isnt a mattress why are you sleeping on him
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Dazai: If you water water, it grows.
Kunikida: … What.
Ranpo: He's got a point.
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Dazai: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually 'severe psychological distress'.
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Dazai: [proudly saying] it takes real skills to choke on air , fall up stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills .
Chuuya: wtf-
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everyone wants to be his bitch,
i drew this while listening to lana and now i cant think about chuuya as a lana del rey fan
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Keep reading
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太宰、中也、十五歳 ! so excited for this new season! i finally had time to doodle some Soukoku :3
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How to Ship Soukoku 'Subtly' by Bones
Release Soukoku exclusive goods
Bring out the Family Pictures
Did you know…they may hate each other but they’re actually close
We mean, partners should get each other’s back
But we don’t think they’re close enough
“Wait, they can’t be together in every official art” so we’ll be sneaky like a fox
“We just want to see them smiling at each other but that may be out of character” so put them in separate CD covers
“Asagiri-sensei, we want to know more about their story” so put them in the movie’s first visual
Anyway, just… lay them on a bed of flowers
I’m sorry but we can’t get enough of flowers. Bonus: Camellias please because symbolism ;)
It’s just coincidence that we released this art the day after White Day
Disregard everything. You’re just reading way too much. We don’t ship them, okay?
Bonus
Kanaineco: I lowkey ship them too
Rejoice! This fandom is blessed with many official arts courtesy of this ship’s captain, Bones.
((I mean, I know they’re for marketing, but they’re beautiful and I love them. Let shippers be happy ^^))
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i am awful, i always say im going to be more active and i never am dkhfk
also this is just a sketch, like a wip idk
maybe i dont finish it so im just posting these dumbasses here
enjoy
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Dead Apple: “That” Scene’s summery
Ango Tracking what Chuuya is doing
Chuuya Screaming for Dazai for roud’about 7.48 sec
Chuuya getting ready to jump off the aircraft for Dazai
Chuuya on air, activating corruption
Chuuya taking those rocks and gently killing the dragon
Bonus:
Chuuya’s first entrance in the movie
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