I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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i paused it at the perfect moment and im going to make this one of my desktop wallpapers
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judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop
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Flickr - Instagram - deviantART
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the "emotional wreck, but pretends everything is alright" squad
Scorpio, Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Cancer
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The most realistic part of Age of Ultron was Ultron deciding the human race must be destroyed after spending a few minutes on the Internet.
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:)
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Who would win in a fight? Macho Pichu or Machu Picchu
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have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
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the "has a diverse music taste but listens to the same 10 songs everyday" squad
Taurus, Gemini, CANCER, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces
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when you wanna show your muscles but you don’t want people calling you a show off so you gotta stop a helicopter to make it seem natural
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