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no one supports you like an internet friend you never met
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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
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everyone else: sun maybe think twice before murdering your brother?
wolfgang: god forbid women do anything 🙄
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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad
friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad
friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible
friend 3: hey what's going on here
me: my drink is bad
friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad
friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad
friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?
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marcille didn't even BLINK she saw falin transformed into a terrifying chimera with the blood of their allies splattered on her, holding one of their corpses like a sack of potatoes and she went "baby do you recognize me falin please talk to me it's ok guys she's just a little confused" i mean marcille honey i love you but your girlfriend has a milf crushed under her newly acquired dragon claw
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noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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Oh my god!!???
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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so what we get gunk so what we seaweed
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