detectionprotocolsforbastards

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an adaptation of a scene from Vice and Crucible by sherwoodfox -- one of my very fav jayvik fics ToT give it a read! I made a 10 page comic just to shill for this fic, so trust my convictions. it's good I promise

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this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’

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the deadliest weapon is your faith

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aphelios holding the moon like how atlas held the world

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Me and my besties getting an ace

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Oh no, another stupid ship that’s going to consume my life😭😭😭

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"Ambessa's Type" is Ezreal, Rakan, Aphelios, Hwei, Akshan, Illaoi and Shyvana, aka twinks and buff women 🤭

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This was for settphel week on twt/bsky 🥺

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actually complete bullshit that you can get so excited for something you start getting scared. what tigers are we trying to run from bro

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chronic fatigue will have u thinking things like i miss washing and chopping vegetables

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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people

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i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis

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i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop