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Antarctica Miku 😍

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I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

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All of the FFXIV soul crystals and some stones from real life that could serve as their analogues!

Special thanks to @robboybot for lending me his awesome rock knowledge to help with this!

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Pangaea miku

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DISGRACEFUL: I saw a facebook thread about the sexiest merwomen in magic the gathering and nobody at all posted Inkfathom Infiltrator

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i'm gonna hunt this man down and get him boypregnant seahorse style

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Now that finals are over, I can start posting again!

Here's another beast, and my first attempt at painting one of my sculptures. I also tried to put more details than I usually do, and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out!

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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

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didn’t know cave fish existed……

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Something 2 consider

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Just heard some bird flying by saying "kraa, kraa kraa", in a weirdly human-like voice. If we weren't in the 4th floor and way too high up for it, I would've guessed it was a person. Like my man little buddy that's not the sound that birds make, that's the onomatopoeia for the sound that birds make.

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weed buff: anxiety goes away. i am a little kitten. life is beautiful and i want to give everyone a hug. god might just be real and i think its you.

weed debuff: FAST FOOD ADVERTISEMENTS ACTUALLY WORK ON ME NOW WITH 400% EFFECTIVENESS

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔