detective-inspector-hardy

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di hardy can u pls wish me luck for my gcses? my first exam's on monday and it's english lit paper one

It's probably a bit useless answering now, but im sure you'll do brilliantly. don't worry at all.

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Well I wasn't planning on it

Will you be participating in Dracula daily this year?

Dracula daily...?

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Will you be participating in Dracula daily this year?

Dracula daily...?

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Additional son

Unfortunately my hands are full enough with just one daughter

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can we make out 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛 i mean what who said that

That would be very illegal. please be careful who you message online

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I sorta thought that your whole post-sandbrook-reinventing of yourself could be interpreted or made to include an experience of someone coming out later in life, and also you’d be a great mom ❤️

(I asked the earlier question abt which gender assumption you preferred)

I would be a horrendous mother. I'm a bad enough dad

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im taking this horse by the reins making the red coats redder with bloodstains

and im never gonna stop til i make em all drop burn em up and scatter the remains >:3

watch me engagin em escapin em enragin em

i go to france for more funds

i come back with more gun

and ships :D

Daisy tells me this is Alexander Hamilton

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You're such a cutie patootie pie ♥️ What kind of music do you listen 2?

Not very much. Not lately, anyway. I'm always busy with work. Miller puts the radio on in the office sometimes, but i don't fancy any of the ultra-modern stuff. She always shouts out the answers to the quizzes, the ones they do on the radio, but never actually calls in

Daisy's Taylor-Swift-Thing has persevered longer than I have.

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I have a sectet

Imm underthe influecene

I lied to ou

:(

Immsorryyyy

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Goondnight

Lovessd younonn broachuch

It was fairly obvious. Are you alright? Home safely?

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Hi hi hi still under the influence anon here I think do I havsv to specific that I'm still not under he influence is that my legacy? Are you every have you ever been to America I love you anyways if you'd ever been. To American just know that there will be 309 people waiting patiently for your arrival. ❤️❤️❤️ I think I'm bored. Should I tell my crush I have a crush on her again. Prouabbly not

309 people? That sounds dangerous

I haven't been personally, but I have a few distant cousins living there.

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Hi Alleeec Hardy detective inspector. It's previously under the influence anon from that one time a while ago. I'm not on substances by the way. ANYWAYS!! I wrote a poem rap song about you here it is Okay get READY okay this is gonna knock your socks off

I am Alec! ...

I'm also Hardy!...

I. have a Daughter!

And I don't like to party!

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I'm really sad! ...

Like all the time! ..

I need a thera-pist But I'll say I'm doing fine!

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I can't sing!

And uh I can't write!

In fact I don't really-know what I'm doing with my life! I should do hard drugs and run off into the forest to become oen with the wolves like in that short story I read back in 1998 when I was a wee baby who didn't know the true horrors of this world. Sometimes I look back at my life and wonder if I ever really had a choice. It's not like I knew where things were headed. Like a train barreling into a family of sheep. It won't stop fast enough to save them. In fact slowing down would make it painful for them. Sometimes you can't do anything to save yourself but try to get through it faster.

I have severe artyrhmia!

The end.

Thank you for wtzjcing follow me on twitch and YouTube and all the other rsocial medias

This feels... insulting

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I feel like you have a type… and Tess and Ellie both fit into that type… they’re both hard working detective sergeants and they look sort of similar… do you have something to tell us, Hardy?

What?? Why are you comparing Miller to my ex-wife? And how could I have a "type" when you only know one romantic partner? You sound like those bloody lawyers

How do you know Tess, anyway?

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Adopt us?

I don't think I could fit you all in the house. Besides, Daisy might be confused by a sudden, large influx of tumblr anons asking her invasive questions

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Son you're growing thin, you gotta eat sumthin'

I eat enough. Daisy is home on a study break, so we're having proper meals again.

Who are you, anyway? Why's that any of your business? Why are you calling me son? Do I know you?

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Just out of curiosity, do you prefer people asking if you’re trans femme or trans masc more? And DON’T just say that the questions are annoying

Trans femme means a transgender woman, I'm assuming. Have I been called that? I definitely remember the trans male ones, but not women. How would I be a transgender woman? Last time I checked I definitely wasn't a woman

I guess, to answer your question, trans masc? At least I am a man. It's closer. Not that there's anything wrong with being called a woman.

I'll have to ask my daughter about all this. She knows more than me

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i made a drawing of you

Oh. I mean, it's very good, brilliant, but why??

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Boop?

Are we still doing this? The booping? I thought I'd escaped