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Look at these two

Looks like they're having fun.

They're describing each other's appearance to one another

they can't use mirrors..

-Nix🌙

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fuuuuuuuuuck me I've been eating dog food this entire time

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yall I just found out folks from my area think I have a northern accent. And i think its cause my girlfriend lives up north. whipped so bad its got my vowels changing shapes

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being the “she asked for no pickles” friend hits a lot different when you are in a Spanish speaking country and you don’t speak Spanish and they also don’t speak Spanish but somehow you became the designated guy who handles the check and the transactions and asks the questions and also the service worker is laughing at you under their breath before you even open your mouth

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reading like. a brief summary of Argentinian history would make my life a lot easier but it’s so much more fun trying to piece it together from placards in spanish at museums and random bits of graffiti

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protector

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the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

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so weird im just. in Argentina. like I showed someone my passport and they let me on a plane and now im here. they didn’t make me do a test or anything they just let me do that

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literally i dont know how i wrote this. fyozai consentual necrophilia threesome with way too many themes for that to be the summary.

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(please put reasons why or other options in the comments or tags!!! i love to hear them)

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Bungou Gay Dogs (colorized)

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fyodor being terrified of physical contact with dazai because not only does his ability not work, but dazai is scary as shit and could easily go from being sweet and cuddly to strangling him to death in seconds. but he does it anyways because he trusts dazai!!!

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Beast Akutagawa doodle

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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

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god didn't exist when you laid with me the devil didn't touch me when you kissed me

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Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group