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"she’s topping you! YOU'RE WELCOME!!"

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watching smosh mouth. shourtmanda real

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Blood On The Clocktower Is So Back

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spourtney…..

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spenrasha crazy…

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doing my due diligence and dropping this here cuz y’all deserve to see how hot they are

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i started drawing this the second the build-a-bear story hit the stage, but i got carried away so here they are a few days later. this was my first time joining a smosh liveshow so i got a little swept up in the excitement, happens to the best of us !

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for those that haven’t seen the live show:

context 1: shayne mentioned that he’s never “built a bear” before, but if he ever gets the chance, he should make a chosen bear

context 2: shayne pointed out angela and spencer’s leather jacket looks, and they joked that the last guests (tommy and courtney) were the “teddy bears” and that they (angela and spencer) were part of the “after dark line.” they also said they had writers in the back prepping that joke for them LOL

IMAGE DESCRIPTION:

IMAGE 1: Fanart of the Chosen from Smosh holding a Build-a-Bear up to his face. The bear is wearing identical shades and wolf T-shirt, along with a pony bead version of his shark tooth necklace. Sticker-like doodles of the Chosen and Chosen bear are drawn in the corners.

IMAGE 2: Fanart of Smosh cast members from the Reddit Stories Liveshow as Build-a-Bear stuffed animals. Shayne is a tan bear leaning against the Smosh iPad. Courtney is a golden retriever with a paw on their hip sticking their tongue out. Tommy is a blonde dog with a mustache pattern on his muzzle waving his paw. Angela is a brown chihuahua blowing a kiss. Spencer is a brown bear tilting his head and gesturing his arms out. The top text reads: Build-a-Smosh. The text besides Angela and Spencer is a neon sign that reads: After Dark Line.

IMAGE 3: Closeup of the Chosen’s face. Artist’s note reads: 1st time painting since 2023, why is this the prettiest hair i’ve ever rendered…

IMAGE 4: Closeup of Chosen Bear’s face. Artist’s note reads: Pawprint in lenses! Pony bead version of necklace!

IMAGE 5: Closeup of Build-a-Bear Smosh cast. Artist’s note for Shayne reads: Same plush as Chosen Bear. Artist’s note for Courtney reads: Ears shaped like hair. Golden retriever energy. Artist’s note for Tomy reads: Tomey (Dog)Bones. Tommy’s bracelets! Artist’s note for Angela reads: Cheek fluff shaped like hair. Chihuahua (like Spork!). Artist’s note for Spencer reads: Curlier fur pattern.

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The REAL Kitchen Nightmares | Reading Reddit Stories

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tongue tied, i’m a doe-eyed deer stuck in your headlights

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no thoughts just this photo of court

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one time i saw someone so handsome and beautiful i started crying

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Dudes!! The way they look at each other, I think they are dating. 😌😎

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Courtney Miller & Shayne Topp / Thunderbolts* Premiere 04/28/2025

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Phone It In | Arasha

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studies ft various smosh folks

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are you serious….

courtney miller in this reddit stories…. oh my gd are you kidding me

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courtney miller in this reddit stories…. oh my gd are you kidding me