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@flowersforvax P A I N indeed. but im a Travis 'im so proud of you' kind of guy lol

calling 911 on sam riegel for emotional damage 😭😭😭😭

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Brown In

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Dang y'all didn't know this wld be as popular an idea as this.

@mastersoftheair looks like we cld just stick SPR after BOB 2+3

now that masters of the air is all out, i need a by date cut of the tom hanks/steven spielberg WWII tetralogy, saving private ryan, band of brothers, the pacific, masters of the air

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now that masters of the air is all out, i need a by date cut of the tom hanks/steven spielberg WWII tetralogy, saving private ryan, band of brothers, the pacific, masters of the air

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Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

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Miriam getting to that point where you are so old and honestly don’t give a fuck anymore:

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burnout comic

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The late stages of capitalism are nigh.

Abolish Citizens United. Restore meaningful campaign finance laws.

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Pls reblog if you vote

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you’re not selfish for wanting the same love and energy u give

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middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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Ayyy it's a second set of skrunglies

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Ossuaries, Dionne Brand

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