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Me when my legs are normal and i can do a silly little damce without my joints telling me to go fuck myself

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reasons to be alive number one playing pretend with friends number two music

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I got another shirt

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You two might

Just Might

Be gay

Happy pride month to my boyfriends

Not sure but i have a feeling

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Happy pride month to my boyfriends

Not sure but i have a feeling

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ACTUAL ways to overcome executive dysfunction:

Jerking off

Lamenting your enemies (if this doesn't spur you into action, Lament. Harder.)

Drink so much water you have to pee, unlocking a whole different room in your house

Decide to go to grad school, talk to other people who been to grad school

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'M good, beautiful. You guys have fun, though. [He's chilling on the couch. Doesn't want to put on shoes or real pants]

[Outloud]

@shshshshshowrunner

Hey Doll? Paph wants us to go Swords with him. We gotta go grab Arthur, too.

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Italian Nirvana

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hey, would it be cool to give something to someone who doesn't live here? I have a friend that would adore the garfield pot. I'm sure he'd grow a good plant in it too

I am so talented. I am coming around to each of your homes with my wares

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@silphiumandrue

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Baseball was fun as hell by the way

But if a learning curve but im happy to teach i haven't had to teach someone since i was a teenager and ben brought his friends over to ask me to show them all

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BASEBALL ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️

Channeling kevin for a second

WHO among you is BRAVE AND TRUE ENOUGH to partake in BASEBALL with your DEAR OL CHARLIEFRIEND