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[And now, human Zooble au headcanons.

1: has two jobs, bartender and tattoo artist, hardly sleeps.

2: coffee addict

3: lives in a very costly apartment.

4: drives a old muscle car cus it's all they could afford after college.

Either this AU took place AFTER everyone somehow out of the circus or. Maybe they never got sucked up?

I still gotta think their actual human name.]

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My take on Human Zooble! A few years before they joined the circus and were an aspiring tattoo artist. I know I'm their VA but that DOES NOT mean this is anything close to CANON. Just for fun!

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Being self indulgent and giving human Zooble all the body mods I wish I could get (split tongue, sharp teeth, pointed ears)

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[Shakes Human zooble at you.]

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[basing my human zoobs off the ACTUAL VA'S art cus, it's good.]

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[oops-]

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SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

"I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

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[The urge...to do human zooble au-]

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Being self indulgent and giving human Zooble all the body mods I wish I could get (split tongue, sharp teeth, pointed ears)

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My take on Human Zooble! A few years before they joined the circus and were an aspiring tattoo artist. I know I'm their VA but that DOES NOT mean this is anything close to CANON. Just for fun!

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Girls with curves

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[Speaking of furries, what if-

]

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[Ya know.

I'm starting to think I'm a furry.

Not sure why.]

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I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'LL LOVE YOUR SINS FEEL THE WAY MY VOICE GETS UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIN

I'M PREACHING TO THE CHOIR CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER

YOU'RE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES IMMA BE YOUR IDOL

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"Take your time. When you're ready to talk, we'll talk." ~Surge to Surge

wait- what? did she hit her head or something?, since when the fuck did she ever give a shit about talking?, since when was any of these copy- these other surge's were one to talk unless it's throwing fades with one another.

"whatta mean talk?"

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Concerned Sentences, Vol. 11

(Concerned sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You keep picking fights with the wrong people."

"I'm not sure it's healthy for you to be here."

"You're making some questionable choices right now!"

"You know, you worry too much. You'd be much more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself."

"You can't run from this. It will only get worse."

"Who hit you?"

"I know you believe in what you're doing, but you've got to try to stop making it worse!"

"Is your job always like this?"

"How are you still alive?"

"You've been hiding from me, haven't you?"

"Whatever it is you think you have to do, you don't have to do it."

"Has anyone ever told you that you have a lot of bad dreams?"

"It's my fault all this happened to you..."

"You can't expect me to ignore the fact you're out of control right now!"

"Do you feel unstable?"

"You hide behind your work. Your real area of expertise is avoiding any real intimacy."

"I've seen the scars on your body."

"Can you hear how paranoid you sound?"

"You're smarter than this. What's going on?"

"The only thing I can't figure out is why you'd risk your neck for a stranger!"

"Do you remember when you asked me to tell you when you were acting really crazy?"

"I know you don't like to be the cause for concern, but I am official concerned about you."

"It's unusual for you to be wrong."

"Take your time. When you're ready to talk, we'll talk."

"Why are you still here when the both of us know that this is bad for you?"

"Whatever this is, maybe I can help. I've helped before."

"You might be able to fool the others, but I know what you're doing."

"How can I help you if you won't let me?"

"You haven't needed my help in a long time."

"You'll end up falling out with everyone if you carry on like this!"

"If you do this, you won't be able to go back. You'll be like me."

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