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Very early Christmas Brothers!

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someone: insults hank

connor:

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Why is this Hank?

People don’t understand the pain of “the princess and the pea” until they move into a poorly insulated apartment under two kids who have ADHD.

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People don’t understand the pain of “the princess and the pea” until they move into a poorly insulated apartment under two kids who have ADHD.

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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, Detective Reed? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lt. Hank Anderson training reign, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Jericho, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in deviant warfare and I’m the top negotiator in the entire US state of Michigan. You are nothing to me but just another means to complete my mission. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me in front of a beat cop? Think again, Fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Cyberlife and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Detective. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Detroit police department and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bottom off the face of the continent, you little crap. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fricking idiot. I will write a strongly worded letter to our captain and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, Reed.

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Markus: Are you calling me a coward?

Connor: Yes! Coward!

Markus: Madman!

Connor: Landlord!

Markus: LAWYER!

*starts punching each other*

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Amanda @Connor: This is the new Rk900.

Rk900:

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Detroit become human but connor is voiced by hatsune miku

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Robot: “Hey, uh, so… my software glitched and now I feel emotions or something?” Human: “You do?! That’s wonderful! What are you feeling now?” Robot: “It’s like… this soft warmth in my central processing chamber. Kind of… fuzzy.” Human: [tearing up] “That’s… that’s love…” Robot: “Is it? It’s rather uncomfortable.” Human: “Yeah, ha. Yeah. It’s like that, sometimes.” Robot: “It feels like something’s writhing inside of me.” Human: “I feel the same way about you!” Robot: [clanging and clanking noises] Robot: [opens up torso] Robot: “Oh. Never mind. It was weasels again.” Human: “….” Robot: “You want me to check you for weasels? They can be really destructive.”

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now hold the fuck up bitch

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It started out with a fish How did it end up like this?

It was only a fish, it was only a fish

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the signs as cheesy stock photos of robots I have on my phone

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Saggitarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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                      Detroit: Become Human | Behind The Scenes 

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You’re doing amazing Sumo

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[Connor and Hank are checking out a particularly disturbing crime scene]

Connor: Lieutenant, we have to be very careful. We don’t know what we might find in there.

Hank [walking through the door]: Hey there, demons. It’s me, ya boi. *finger guns*

Connor: What the fuck.

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Hank sitting in a wheelchair outside of the DPD: I have crippling depression

Connor: Hank we’ve talked about this.

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Gavin: How you feeling today, tin can?

RK900: I do not ‘feel’.

Gavin: Shut the fuck up, you almost threw Connor out of the third story window yesterday because he spilt coffee on your white suit.